GREAT NEWS FOR THE LIBERALS ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChoomCzar]

Amnesty for Homosexual Illegal Aliens

Howard Bogative

If you are an American living in terror that your homosexual lover will be torn from your loving embrace by government agents because he or she is living in our country illegally (an illegal alien), fear no longer. The Great Leader has heard your cries and he has decreed his mercy upon you. By the force of his mighty will he has directed the formidable apparatus of state security to look elsewhere for evildoers and ignore the crimes of your felonious lover.
From Carolyn Lochhead at the San Francisco Chronicle we learn:

Same-Sex Couples Officially Added For Deportation Relief
Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano has officially clarified that the same-sex partners and spouses of U.S. citizens are eligible for relief under the Obama administration's new policy of putting a lower priority on certain deportation cases.
The action was a response to a letter from Congress led by House minority leader Nancy Pelosi, D-San Francisco, and Rep. Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat who for years has crusaded for immigration relief for same-sex couples. Heterosexual immigrant spouses of U.S. citizens are allowed to apply for immigration rights that are denied to same-sex couples under the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act.

Let this wonderful act be added to the scroll of goodness. Another gift from "The One" - our Great Leader who rules over our lazy unworthy selves with mercy and kindness.
Kumbaya!

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[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by ChoomCzar

GREAT NEWS FOR THE LIBERALS ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a letdown this thread turned out to be. I thought ChoomCzar was going to tell us that Marshy had been banned again!

Oh well, it's just a matter of time!

[dilbert firestorm]

fell for it huh?

[ChoomCzar]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

fell for it huh?

At least BigMex's hairless-18-year-old-"poolboy"-Miguel gets to stay in the country!!!!!

[Randy4Candy]

So Marshczar, your name's Miguel?

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by ChoomCzar

At least BigMex's hairless-18-year-old-"poolboy"-Miguel gets to stay in the country!!!

What a coincidence! The only other poster to refer to me as BigMex was..............

.................you guessed it, Marshy!

How ironic!

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by bigtex

What a coincidence! The only other posters to refer to me as BigMex was..............

.................you guessed it, Marshy!

How ironic!

Are you saying that Marshczar's yo' bee-yotch?

Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

How does he look on his knees? Is his head flat enough to rest a Tecate' on?

hee hee hee

[Guest102513-1]

nevermind, lol