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12-27-2014, 11:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 10, 2013
Location: Houston
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What's the difference between a wife and a hooker?
When a hooker has sex with you she screams, " that's it baby ... harder baby ... faster baby ... baby your so big ... baby your so good ... I'm gonna ... I'm goona ... oh, oh, oh ... oooooooooooooooooooooh! yes!"
when a wife has sex she says, " beige! I think we should paint the ceiling beige!"
<<<<<< now that funny right there, I do care who you are (best Larry the Cable Guy voice)
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12-28-2014, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2, 2011
Location: Alabama
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The way I heard it was what runs through a woman's head during sex before and after marriage. Before marriage during sex : "Oh he's so big! Oh God, I would marry this man. Oh hell yes, this is good. Oh Fuck, I didn't even know I could bend like that!" After marriage, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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12-28-2014, 06:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 11, 2012
Location: Littleton,Colorado
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re:What's the difference between a wife and a hooker?
No, no, no, guys. You have it all wrong. What the wife says is this- "fucker better hurry up!"
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01-01-2015, 12:02 AM
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One knows when to shut up and leave.
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01-01-2015, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
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One is cheaper.
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01-01-2015, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Apr 18, 2014
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Originally Posted by i'va biggen
One is cheaper.
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And it is not the wife!
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01-01-2015, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 23, 2011
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It's so unusual to have a wife who actually has sex with you, who cares what they say?
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