Further in regards to...

[jw4591]

...having a young lady shit in the front seat of your car. What would yinz do?

[FFH]

It happens.
Is she CIM?

[chizzy]

thats why they created diaper wipes jw

[bambino]

I think she is SOS. Shit ON Seats.

[AmishGangster]

I would call BSer and ask for advice

[eyecu2]

Did this SOS really happen.? And why give any provider a ride in your car anytime??

[loneshark]

porn links not allowed Pistolero

[loneshark]

Originally Posted by eyecu2

Did this SOS really happen.? And why give any provider a ride in your car anytime??

Free pussy

[jw4591]

Originally Posted by eyecu2

Did this SOS really happen.? And why give any provider a ride in your car anytime??

1. I believe it really did, I have no reason to doubt it.
2. Shit, I send providers out in my vehicles all the time to go get me beer. Sometimes I give them my whole grocery list and tell them to get whatever they want to cook for supper.

Bambino was right though, this was an alert on this particular little spinner, she would never be allowed to drive anything but my Jeep. I can picture her now coming back to the house and calling me on her cellphone saying, JW I'm back but can you please come out and spray off my ass and legs with the hose before I bring the beer and groceries in because I shit myself on the way home. I'd say OK be right out. She would take her pants off and I would have warm water running in the hose and spray her ass and legs down and tell her to go take a shower while I throw her clothes and the canvas Jeep seat cover in the woods. I'd then bring the food and beer in and when she was all spiffed up she would come down and blow me before cooking supper.

[jw4591]

Originally Posted by chizzy

thats why they created diaper wipes jw

Chiz, my good friend, thats why they created the garden hose, and in extreme shitting yourself instances, the belt drive pressure washer.

[BSer]

You guys are shitheads lol

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by BSer

You guys are shitheads lol

Thank you

BTW is shitting the front seat a side effect of genital wart medication?

[jw4591]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

Thank you

BTW is shitting the front seat a side effect of genital wart medication?

No, but if you ever wake a girl up in the morning and roll her over so you can take one before you go to work and look down and realize you can drop a baseball in her asshole, there's a good chance you don't want her driving your car while you're at work.

[chizzy]

a certain poster on here should write his ho stories and sell the movie rights.........he could buy a new suv with the first royalty check, lol

[bambino]

Originally Posted by chizzy

a certain poster on here should write his ho stories and sell the movie rights.........he could buy a new suv with the first royalty check, lol

He did buy a new SUV for a provider, but she totaled HIS truck. His other provider then shit in the shotgun seat of the SUV he bought his other provider. He didnt tell his provider that he bought the SUV for that another provider shit in the front seat. Here's where it gets complicated. The first providers fat cat will no longer ride in the SUV, apparently, that fat cat doesn't like the smell. Im not making this up. His first provider smells a rat. BSer also picked up the first providers G String up one day, he noticed a shit stain. There's a common theme here. Oh, BSer recently bought a new couch. That's a whole other story. And if you ever go to his place for cocktails, bring your own ice. I could go on, but you get the picture. Eccie, how you like us now?