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02-26-2017, 01:35 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 9, 2013
Location: Behind The Apple
Posts: 3,413
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How much would you require to become a full time personal erotic assistant
Let's say your favorite client approached you with the following proposal.
The job:
Erotic personal assistant
Term: One year
8:00-5:00, Monday - Friday
Three weeks paid time off
Paid medical, dental, vision
Salary: ? You tell us
Duties
Morning and afternoon non-MSOG session
Setting up our other hooker appointments
Participating in one GoG doubles appointment per week
Ordering lunch
Grabbing the mail
Picking up dry cleaning once oer week
Picking up groceries once per week
Sitting around nude or in negligée being bored while reading or watching TV most of the time
Picking up after yourself and not being a slob
Remembering this is a job, your an employee, and therefore keeping it professional
What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife
Pros:
Only fucking one old fat guy instead of 200+ different ones
Not dealing with screening clients
Not being scared who will come through the motel door
Not worrying about a LEO busts
Safe clean friendly environment
Cons:
Unsure term past one year. Could be more than one, but who knows
Treating it like a job and showing up on time. If you didn't, you'd get fired
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02-26-2017, 02:34 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,370
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Are you spamming icky? You are not of sufficient caliber.
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02-26-2017, 06:45 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: May 12, 2011
Location: Dallas
Posts: 4,989
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What could go wrong?
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02-26-2017, 06:59 PM
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Just another guy
Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 9,685
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W-2 or 1099?
You paying state and federal unemployment tax so you're covered when you fire her or lay her off after a year?
Thought about sexual harassment claims?
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02-26-2017, 09:38 PM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Worldwide
Posts: 3,912
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5k a week, 250k a year.
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02-27-2017, 11:20 AM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Apr 21, 2010
Location: DFW
Posts: 2,052
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Originally Posted by ~Ze~
5k a week, 250k a year.
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You're hired! ...as soon as I win the Power Ball. (Or maybe if I inherit more than I expect to.)
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02-27-2017, 12:17 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 28, 2010
Location: Dallas TX
Posts: 15,482
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250k a year huh LOL
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02-27-2017, 02:58 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 8, 2014
Location: North Dallas
Posts: 712
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So you're banging this same girl 2x a day, and you want other hooker appointments? Sounds way too much like a comittment to me. And more like a sugar baby or wife.
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02-27-2017, 08:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 21, 2010
Location: DFW
Posts: 2,052
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Originally Posted by Smokin
So you're banging this same girl 2x a day, and you want other hooker appointments? Sounds way too much like a comittment to me. And more like a sugar baby or wife.
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See the OP:
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Originally Posted by citizen44
What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife
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She's available and convenient 5 days a week 8 to 5. You can exercise the availability or not, depending on how you feel. If you want something else, she'll book it for you.
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02-28-2017, 03:53 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 298861
Join Date: May 18, 2015
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,548
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4k per week for Mon thru Thur (three day weekend every week!), plus you have to arrange for an MFM monthly with a really sexy dad-bod friend.
And this is only if you're one of my absolute favorite clients, not just anybody!
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02-28-2017, 05:24 PM
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Jun 23, 2011
Location: North Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,899
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Sure ladies. Please provide your tax returns for the last three years proving you actually make that much and then we'll talk.
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02-28-2017, 05:48 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 28, 2010
Location: Dallas TX
Posts: 15,482
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A lot of big dreamers in here lol
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02-28-2017, 06:36 PM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Worldwide
Posts: 3,912
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Originally Posted by Tapper69
Sure ladies. Please provide your tax returns for the last three years proving you actually make that much and then we'll talk.
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Don't be surprised when You find out your favorite whore makes more per year than you do AND has fun doing it.
Personal assistants in my neck of the woods make around 75k a year. That is well before the sex is ever involved...
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02-28-2017, 06:38 PM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Worldwide
Posts: 3,912
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Double post.
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02-28-2017, 06:48 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 3, 2014
Location: Your incall
Posts: 5,379
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'bout tree fiddy.
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