Planning my Sky Burial, who wants to attend?

[BARE_IS_BEST]

I will be dying pretty soon. Pancreatic cancer. Who wants to bear witness to my Sky Burial? I need to know if you are going to attend. I need to plan for the big event..

I am going to have a Nacho Cheese Fountain with chips and salsa, A chocolate fountain with assorted fruits like pitted cherries and slices of mango and bananas, and sub style sandwiches for all attendees. It will have an open bar. I have zero plans to cater to any of you that may be vegans. It will be just across the Texas border in Oklahoma. I can arrange for a "party bus". After the big event, there will be "peace pipes" if you care to partake. I am thinking of renting an entire floor at a hotel so anyone that wants to stay the night can, of course there will be a buffet breakfast in the morning and a bus to take you back to DFW.

https://youtu.be/je8cGS1JCaI

Sky burial is a ritual of great religious significance. In Tibet Buddhism. People’s bodies are merely vessels, and the spirit of the deceased does not perish through physical death. It is taken by the holy bird, vultures, to heaven, where it is reincarnated into another circle of life, never to die.

I am coming back as a decent looking female and I will be the cheapest girl on the block.

So you might say "Hey, BARE_IS_BEST, what about family member's ?"

Well my wife hit a telephone in her Chevrolet Chevette and got her head decapitated and my son was blown up in Afghanistan. He was a real disappointment to me. He went to bomb making school and got blown apart taking his final exam. So I have no family members alive. I know that he and my wife are reborn, just like I am going to be reborn.

You can respond to this thread, and we can gauge interest.

Kindly show respect, address my by my complete name BARE_IS_BEST. Or simply do not mention my name when you respond to me. Also I do not like being called "buddy" or "pal" or some other silly name.

Respectfully,

BARE_IS_BEST

[BARE_IS_BEST]

also, I am in a lot of pain right now and it is only getting worse.
so I might not live "this life" as long as I thought. Makes ZERO difference to me. This is not my first life, nor will it be my last.

BARE_IS_BEST

[BARE_IS_BEST]

To some my avatar might be "graphic". But this is the ritual of Sky Burial. Vultures will eat my body and take me to the heavens where I will be reborn. it is a beautiful cycle of life.

Remember, People’s bodies are merely vessels, and the spirit of the deceased does not perish through physical death. It is taken by the holy bird, vultures, to heaven, where it is reincarnated into another circle of life, never to die.



BARE_IS_BEST

[BARE_IS_BEST]

So you might say "Hey, BARE_IS_BEST, why are you inviting me to your Sky Burial ?"

Simply stated, I, have been hobbying since 1980 and I want all hobbyists to partake in my celebration of being reborn.

Remember, People’s bodies are merely vessels, and the spirit of the deceased does not perish through physical death. It is taken by the holy bird, vultures, to heaven, where it is reincarnated into another circle of life, never to die.

If any SLUNT's think I am going to pay them to witness my Sky Burial, the answer is NO.

BARE_IS_BEST

[GL page]

BARE_IS_BEST, I’ll take the bait
1. Why is your eccie join date so recent?
2. Are your stories of your wife, son and impending death real or are you just having fun with us?
3. You clearly have some angst against women here. Why is that?
4. Best of luck in your next life. By the time you are a cheap, attractive provider, I’ll be retired from this hobby.

[BARE_IS_BEST]

Originally Posted by GL page

BARE_IS_BEST, I’ll take the bait
1. Why is your eccie join date so recent?
2. Are your stories of your wife, son and impending death real or are you just having fun with us?
3. You clearly have some angst against women here. Why is that?
4. Best of luck in your next life. By the time you are a cheap, attractive provider, I’ll be retired from this hobby.

GL page, all I wanted to know is if anyone wants to attend my Sky Burial. At the end of your life, you are not going to be reborn like I am. Also, be honest with yourself. You know as well as I do, you will never retire.


Here are the answers.

(I recently found this site, therefore I recently joined, hence the recent join date )
(100% real )
(You are clearly incorrect, I love the woman. )
(are you retiring in 2023? I will be dead by the end of 2023. Also I might be dead in 6 months or less. Are you retiring in 6 months?
when I am reborn, I am reborn as an attractive woman of age, and I will work as a female provider and I will be the cheapest girl on the block and my punch card will be full and many of you will eat saltines and noodles because I will be making the $$$$$$ and you will not. I will steal all your regulars. Why? because it will be fun and I will have 100's of orgasms daily. )

Respectfully,

BARE_IS_BEST

[Big b.o.b.1]

Originally Posted by BARE_IS_BEST

So you might say "Hey, BARE_IS_BEST, why are you inviting me to your Sky Burial ?"

Simply stated, I, have been hobbying since 1980 and I want all hobbyists to partake in my celebration of being reborn.

Remember, People’s bodies are merely vessels, and the spirit of the deceased does not perish through physical death. It is taken by the holy bird, vultures, to heaven, where it is reincarnated into another circle of life, never to die.

If any SLUNT's think I am going to pay them to witness my Sky Burial, the answer is NO.

BARE_IS_BEST

Hey buddy, I would like to be a witness at your sky burial. Since you’ll be deceased, I’m sure you won’t mind if I play some clown music in the background from my snow cone van. Good to hear that you’re coming back as a somewhat attractive SLUNT, I’m sure some of the guys on here will want to do some cheap Greek on you. Please give us a heads up when you think you’re about to go so we can take the day off work, thanks pal.

P.S. when your current handle is sky buried, please let us know what your next handle will be, thanks buddy.

[BARE_IS_BEST]

Attention. See the post above this one? Ignore it. He called me buddy and pal. No respect. Also, when I return as the cheapest girl on the block, I am not going to see Big b.o.b.1

BARE_IS_BEST

[DCHung]

Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1

Hey buddy, I would like to be a witness at your sky burial. Since you’ll be deceased, I’m sure you won’t mind if I play some clown music in the background from my snow cone van. Good to hear that you’re coming back as a somewhat attractive SLUNT, I’m sure some of the guys on here will want to do some cheap Greek on you. Please give us a heads up when you think you’re about to go so we can take the day off work, thanks pal.

P.S. when your current handle is sky buried, please let us know what your next handle will be, thanks buddy.

You should play clown music and act clown because that’s who you are.
When are your boyfriends (ntx and chung) or yourself follow up your post? Within an hour or 2?

[Big b.o.b.1]

We’re all actually at breakfast right now planning on what to write.

[luv2luv]

I am always amazed by the scum who insult and denigrate those they do not know with no reason other than to try to make their miserable lives more “exciting?” by demeaning others. I don’t know if the original poster is serious or joking. Makes no difference. What is gained by being a total asshole? I’m just glad I don’t know any of you and don’t have to deal with your nonsense.

[Big b.o.b.1]

You feel better now? Please add all of us to the Ignore list and you won’t see the comments, even tho you’re amazed (your words) by us. Move along old fuddy duddy.

[ntxguy]

Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1

We’re all actually at breakfast right now planning on what to write.

Got to love IHOP. That Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity is the best.

[ntxguy]

Originally Posted by DCHung

You should play clown music and act clown because that’s who you are.
When are your boyfriends (ntx and chung) or yourself follow up your post? Within an hour or 2?

Don't be so impatient D_Chung. Our delicious breakfast was just served.

[DCHung]

Originally Posted by ntxguy

Don't be so impatient D_Chung. Our delicious breakfast was just served.

So weak and useless post. Bring other boyfriend or handles chung.
and you should address me as DC-Hung. I do not want to be associated with your other handles Chung.