To placate EVA with his lack of comprehension I have decided to start a fun thread. Since no one hears knows what happened that night let us come up with out best theory. The best theory that Hollywood would make a movie out of. I know some of you lack some basic skills when it comes to writing so I expect us to make allowances.
It was a dark and stormy night. At 2 AM, while flying over the Indian Ocean, Malaysia 370 suffered a digital attack from terrorist hackers from Canada. The plane was flying 180 degrees off course because of a computer worm. All electronic systems failed in a cascade effect. The pilots were unable to contact the outside world or send a distress call. They gained control of the rapidly descending aircraft before it impacted the water below. Like Captain Scully they performed a textbook water landing in the darkness. Because of the virus, the exit doors failed to blow open and the aircraft sank near an atoll with all passengers safely sealed on board. The water was shallow and the plane settled in 100 feet of water. An engineer from Texas calculated that they had only 32 hours of air before they all suffocated. One of the Muslim passengers stated that if half the people were to die then the other half could survive for 64 hours until rescue came. The passengers voted and it was agreed. The Muslims were quickly killed by the other passengers... (you can finish the rest)
Here you go EVA
What is your theory?
