Powerball dreams

[JD Barleycorn]

The prize is excess of 350 million and like so many people I have made some plans just in case. Everytime the plans change but this time I wanted to throw an ECCIE party. I was going to rent out a large place (house, compound, hotel) in the middle of nowhere to LE won't be a problem and then I will contact some of the finest ladies on this site. Yes, I would even invite some of the fools here. It would be nice to put a face to the smell.

So I leave it to you, who should I invite?

[gnadfly]

I've had a 20 year pact with a co-worker that if either one of us wins, we go to the brothels near Las Vegas and get a week rate.

Also, about 20-30 coworkers have thrown in money for over 15 years for first the Lotto, then Powerball then MegaMillions. We play when the jackpot reaches a certain amount. Last time I figured we had spent over 20K and we've had three 4 number winners over that time frame. No five numbers and certainly not all 6 numbers.

[jbravo_123]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

The prize is excess of 350 million and like so many people I have made some plans just in case. Everytime the plans change but this time I wanted to throw an ECCIE party. I was going to rent out a large place (house, compound, hotel) in the middle of nowhere to LE won't be a problem and then I will contact some of the finest ladies on this site. Yes, I would even invite some of the fools here. It would be nice to put a face to the smell.

So I leave it to you, who should I invite?

I'm not familiar with the KS providers, but yeah I'd throw a baller ass party too.

Come to think of it, there's a good chance I'd just flat out die at the party, so I'd make sure to update my will beforehand too.

[Texas Contrarian]

Looks like it's up to $600 million now!

[JCM800]

Originally Posted by jbravo_123

but yeah I'd throw a baller ass party

for damn sure on that...

[CJ7]

Im going to buy COF something shiny, and a bib.

still debating for you JD, but whatever it is, it wont have sharp edges or big words

other than that y'all are SOL

snort

[JD Barleycorn]

I'd even invite you. Already have a hellishly big, isolated house picked out for the party. Kaylen would be invited and so would Zabrina. Now it would be up to them if they want to be guests or paid workers. The house is a nine bedroom house in Hays, KS with an inground pool, pool house, and 3,000 square feet garage. On the 80 acres we could either horses or ATV races.

[slim deez]

I'm going to donate mine to charity, that will really piss Obama off.

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

I'd even invite you. Already have a hellishly big, isolated house picked out for the party. Kaylen would be invited and so would Zabrina. Now it would be up to them if they want to be guests or paid workers. The house is a nine bedroom house in Hays, KS with an inground pool, pool house, and 3,000 square feet garage. On the 80 acres we could either horses or ATV races.

Kansas ?
nows theres a $600 million dollar splurge ..

[Yssup Rider]

That's enough to pay for Kayla's plastic surgery

[Munchmasterman]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

That's enough to pay for Kayla's plastic surgery

Almost pay for it


My gift to y'all would be to find out my real name.

Plus I would have a suggested-activity-thread. Each month the best activity of excessive and conspicuous consumption suggested would win....................

Never mind. Too much of the good stuff comes under banned topics.



I would write a some-time-weekly-blog on this site, send panties used by some of the finest asses money can rent (my current squeeze likes girls too) to any and all who IMed and asked, and as an after thought, send someone to amerika to put sog out of his (ours) misery.

And no, that doesn't mean kill him. It means I would pay for the surgery to remove the orange road traffic control cone from his ass. Or pay to have it pushed all the way in so his pants would fit.
Your choice, sog.


Use it wisely.


It's the least I can do for my fellow posters and the most I will do for sog.


And that's as good as it would get.

For y'all that is.

[JD Barleycorn]

Just a modest little place with nine bedrooms, a heated swimming pool, 200 acres, and the nearest neighbor is about a mile away.

I was thinking I could rent two party buses to meet the incoming guests at KCI. Everyone would have to check their clothes and gun before they board. The party would start before leaving the airport. On the farm would be nude hang gliding, nude ATV racing, nude BBQ, (did I mention there would be nudity?) and if necessary I could air drop some more nude providers from Denver. I did consider this because it was close, too close for LE. I think they wanted too much money.

Well thats the good thing about a dream, just because you don't win this time doesn't mean the dream is dead.

[Yssup Rider]

and a big bunker for your command center!

[satexasguy]

I would pay off the mortgage for some of my neighbors. I have a few young couples with children and a few military families next to me. I would like to help them by paying off their house and give them some extra to help with their childrens college fund.

Would then buy a few acres and build a modest (2,500sf) one story ranch style house.

Now that San Antonio has implemented the new no topless and no contact strip club rules, I would invite lots of the dancer honeys over for parties. And an open door policy for the regulars here on the sandbox.

[Glenn Quagmire]

Build that dream house after looking at a lot of others and taking all the best ideas.
- secret passageways
- one of the pools would half indoors / half outdoors. (swim under the wall).
- a closet in the Living room for the Christmas tree to roll into for storage fully decorated.
- a lazy river pool with a grotto.
- hedges that are done in a maze.
- a giant incinerator to cremate the people that piss me off.



shit! 600 million isn't gonna cover it and the maintenance and taxes.


Maybe I will just buy the Dallas Cowboys instead.