Why it sucks to be Bluff (My life as a loser...)

[bluffcityguy]

Yesterday evening, I had a really hot chick ask me if I like breasts or legs. I told her I prefer a smooth, shaved snatch...

I just found out I've been banned from going to that KFC ever again.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/



Cheers,

bcg

[baldnbashful]

Had a similar - but different occurence at a BBQ place in NW AR. I ordered a pork sandwhich and the cutie behind the counter asked me if I preferred my pork pulled or sliced.....well let's just say that my answer had my group and a few other patrons on the ground howling and the cutie never even blinked. The pulled pork samich was great!

[pulledporkdork]

Hey, I resemble that remark! I dang near split a gut laughing at this thread. Now back to BlondLily's comment about keeping a condom on her hand...that's not going to make things last any longer, is it?

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by baldnbashful

Had a similar - but different occurence at a BBQ place in NW AR. I ordered a pork sandwhich and the cutie behind the counter asked me if I preferred my pork pulled or sliced.....

That is so obviously begging for a suggestive comeback I wish I'd been there to see her reaction... I wouldn't be surprised if that was intentional on her part.

If it wasn't, she's going to think about how she phrases the question next time.

It's been almost a month since I last had some pulled pork myself. While I could have some again anytime I want, alas, I won't be able to enjoy the same companionship I enjoyed it with for quite a while.

Cheers,

bcg

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by pulledporkdork

Hey, I resemble that remark! I dang near split a gut laughing at this thread. Now back to BlondLily's comment about keeping a condom on her hand...that's not going to make things last any longer, is it?

As many threads as I've hijacked in my own career (here and elsewhere), I certainly can't complain, but I am curious how we managed to shift gears from suggestive food comebacks to condoms and lasting longer...

Cheers,

bcg

[Lily Blair]

I was just thinking the other day that I needed some more Memphis BBQ and, of course, some quality BCG time.

[beetle]

Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

I was just thinking the other day that I needed some more Memphis BBQ and, of course, some quality BCG time.

Anytime my dear, just let me know when you'll be in town. I'm sure we can find a good BBQ place and some quality BCD time.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

I was just thinking the other day that I needed some more Memphis BBQ and, of course, some quality BCG time.

And we can do dessert first again?



Cheers,

bcg

[DallasRain]

BCG---you rock babe!!! I know of a place in New orleans that serves "the hottest juiciest breasts & legs"...lol!!!

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

BCG---you rock babe!!!

Awwwwwww... Higher praise I have never received... well not in public, anyway.

Originally Posted by DallasRain

I know of a place in New orleans that serves "the hottest juiciest breasts & legs"...lol!!!

I simply must check that place out sometime. Sad to say, I've never ever been to Nawlins yet.

I wonder who I can convince to show me a good time there?

Cheers,

bcg