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01-29-2015, 09:15 PM
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Seriously? You used my razor to shave your balls? Ahhhh Maaaan.
Okay, so I have a very dear client that came to see me today. I was at the bank when he called and tried getting back to my in call as quickly as possible. I tried to beat him there...Well, try as I did, he pulled in as I was pulling in. No worries.. he wants to shower before our appointment so I have time to freshen up as well.
I had forgotten though....after my last appointment that I had brought my personal toiletries into the shower (that he was now using) and I had not removed those items Before he got in there. Again, no worries... I freshen up in the other bathroom... ALL GOOD.
After, I join him in my room and we begin..
Things are going great and then he says, "Oh, I used your razor and shaved my balls for you". ![Punk](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/punk.gif)
Wait..... What???
All I keep thinking is... "Seriously? Your Balls? Really? Damn, that was a new razor". Needless to say, it now has a label with his name on it. Brad Pitt... you know who you are.
Any thoughts? Comments?
~KellyTNT![Throb](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/throb.gif)
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01-29-2015, 09:29 PM
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I certainly hoped that he didn't use your toothbrush either. I'm sure he had good intentions but some personal items are just that - personal.
Yes, passing judgment.
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01-29-2015, 09:42 PM
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Bahahahaha lmfao!
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01-29-2015, 10:03 PM
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01-29-2015, 10:58 PM
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Location: frisco tx
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I'm so sorry , but the only other option was to braid it....and maybe add some beads like Bo Derek in the movie TEN........
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01-29-2015, 11:22 PM
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Location: Texas
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What is funny about this is.................
You ladies will use ours in a heartbeat, with no second thought, then wonder why we are pissed in the morning.
1 hour dates... ohh well.....
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01-29-2015, 11:37 PM
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Hey at least you got shaved balls out of this
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01-30-2015, 04:13 AM
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Was it a touch up shave or a two week growth shave lol
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01-30-2015, 04:47 AM
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Yes next time you shave you very dear client balls.
Now that is real GFE.
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01-30-2015, 05:06 AM
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Sanity Check...
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Location: North texas
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Gotta ask yourself which is worse: pickin' pubic hair outta your razor or your teeth...?
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01-30-2015, 05:27 AM
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Guessing he was lucky it was a semi new blade otherwise ouch.
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01-30-2015, 06:04 AM
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I'll be sure to use your deodorant and leave an armpit hair in it when I put the lid back on.
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If I see a toothbrush, put a hair on it and let you guess what of my body it originated from.
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Eat a bunch of asparagus and coffee then pee in your toilet and not flush, close the lid, then let your olfactory senses go mad when you lift the lid.
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01-30-2015, 06:35 AM
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how in hell do you shave your balls with a razor???? OUCH!!!!!
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01-30-2015, 06:51 AM
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Your MILF Addiction!
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Originally Posted by Von Spieler
I'll be sure to use your deodorant and leave an armpit hair in it when I put the lid back on.
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If I see a toothbrush, put a hair on it and let you guess what of my body it originated from.
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Eat a bunch of asparagus and coffee then pee in your toilet and not flush, close the lid, then let your olfactory senses go mad when you lift the lid.
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What? I am gonna have to RTM this and possibly request a ban! Lmao!
I ALWAYS used my ex's razor! I am sure he loved it!
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01-30-2015, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by midgetwrestler
how in hell do you shave your balls with a razor???? OUCH!!!!!
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I like to let other people do that for me.
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