Went to a club, met a new girl. We played for awhile and lets just say she could not talk for a little bit.
Got home, when to the bathroom, look down, and my johnson is covered with glitter!!!
![Yikes](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/yikes.gif)
Shit!!!!!! This stuff does not come off easy either! Man, my luck this wil be the one night in the quarter the wife wants sex!!. So I get him all cleaned up, big sigh of relief and go about my business.
Get ready for bed, go the the john again, and look down... MORE F***ing GLITTER!!!, I guess some of it had come off on the inside of my underwear. Was able to get cleaned up, again. Damn...
Now, my nightmare is getting a dance froma stripper with spray-on tan, wearing body glitter and lipstick, and wearing a heavy perfume.