Ladies...what would you do if you had a penis for 24hrs?

[guest092614]

Your penis would never go limp, be as long as you like, and have unlimited orgasms......HOW would you want to have your orgasms? CIM, russian, HJ, deepthroat, etc. Oh yes and just for the sake of discussion your penis is IMMUNE to all STD's so have at it ;-)

[Viola]

I'd have plenty of sex and greek, but mostly just masturbate and pee on things for fun!

[Fancyinheels]

Hmmm, if I had a wanker for 24 hours....and a wad of cash....I'd do as many of the ladies on here as possible! At least the ones that were in Houston that day.

[katee]

I'm sure I would be so engrossed in the novelty of it, at first I would have to masterbate a few times. Watching it spew. Point and urinate. Then I would have to have it sucked and
F--ked. I have always wonder what it was like from a man perspective.
But I am positive that I wouldn't want to keep it as I really like my vajayjay.

[Falcon58]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Hmmm, if I had a wanker for 24 hours....and a wad of cash....I'd do as many of the ladies on here as possible! At least the ones that were in Houston that day.

Yourself included...of course!

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by breakofdawn2

Your penis would never go limp, be as long as you like, and have unlimited orgasms......HOW would you want to have your orgasms? CIM, russian, HJ, deepthroat, etc. Oh yes and just for the sake of discussion your penis is IMMUNE to all STD's so have at it ;-)

Bullshit!

They should have to calculate for all that shit just like we do. We treat our dick according to how much risk we're willing to expose it and ourselves to the pitfalls of sex. Otherwise, we'd bang every girl we could with no rubber, our dicks would be 10 fat inches (or whatever your personal 'perfect' size is....not that i'd go with 10. Maybe a healthy 8.5 for me), and we'd shoot a huge, gushing load every time, and wouldn't need any blue pills.

But noooo. We don't get all that. We have to work out and eat right to maximize blood flow. We wear rubbers to keep our dicks from turning green from banging anything that moves. They should have to wear them too, or decide to risk it by going bb. Then there's pregnancies to worry about, which brings 18 years of car payments...I mean child support. Or maybe they have to worry about being too small, or being able to get it up at the right time.

Hey, to get all the benefits of having a dick means you have to deal with the downfall of having one. Fair's fair.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

but it's only 24 hours... we'd be able to assume all that risk, hell the thing will fall off tomorrow anyhow.

If I had a dick, I'd probably try to stick it in as many mouths as possible.

[BBW Katrina]

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down......OH NO!!!

[Alyssa XOXO]

Get it sucked! and try not to complain if it were too small....

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Hmmm, if I had a wanker for 24 hours....and a wad of cash....I'd do as many of the ladies on here as possible! At least the ones that were in Houston that day.

Oh, me too, except in Dallas. I have thought of this.

No pussy would be safe from my attentions. Not too young but young, old, fat, skinny, "not a bbw but not a spinner" (I hate that phrasing. It's so ungracious for the lady who has a good figure and is described in that fashion) or whatever and whoever I felt like doing and as much of it as I could.

I would like to know how it is to have one ... if only for a day or two.

I would also like to experience GAY sex while having a penis. Grin. Men are such different kissers, etc. than women are. It would be fun to try it from the other side.

Rambo has a good point, though. I've have to agree that knowing the pitfalls would be fair. But I wouldn't be looking for fair. I would want what I want.

And I would like to stroke it like I enjoy stroking a strap on, the few times that I wear one. It's hot.

Then, I would like to go back to to what I was. Or rather, what I currently have.

[Karyn Lovely]

Oh I'd totally try to get as much greek as possible - both male AND female. I would pee standing up and then line up all of my bodywash and shampoo bottles in the shower and try to shoot them down! I'd try jacking off (naturally) and then enjoy the feeling of me cumming all over myself? Wait, I'll still have my tits right? I'd aim for my tits to see how far it could go lolol

[Guest021824]

Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

I'd probably try to stick it in as many mouths as possible.

Great minds think alike..................I do it all the time.............LOL.......... ....Guess it's time for a visit.........again.........lo l

[DallasRain]

AHHHHHHHHHH BUT I DO have a dick....lol

[OrallyGifted]

I would go fuck every guy that has fucked me in the ass, jack off in public, stand up n pee and get a stranger pregnant

[BBW Katrina]

Skeet, skeet, skeet