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01-06-2010, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: May 27, 2009
Location: Canada
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What sends you running?
For the gents
What are the words and phases that push you away make you less likely to call?
If possible cut and paste (without attribution please)
My first:
“So if you what it, babes, Then come and get it because I'm waiting for YOU… and I'm already Hot and Bothered.
They say I'm erotic, exotic, sexy, classy, charming, intelligent, insatiable, great smile, G*F*E, and all that Jazz…
But, I'm more interested in YOU. I want to see that smile of yours, watch you loosen up that tie, then I want YOU to show me what you got ! And I promise, I'll show you mine… you know you're gonna like it. Scratch that, you're gonna LOVE IT!
No Need To Waste Time Scouring ALLTHOSE OTHER ADS... if YOU are a Mature Professional Then I'm The One For YOU.”
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01-06-2010, 08:24 PM
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User ID: 4424
Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Posts: 889
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Good thread
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01-06-2010, 08:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Here are some examples....
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CUM N LET ME TREAT U LIKE A KING.......
ALWAYS safe TOP notch Quality TOP notch ENJOYMENT..... sweet & classy ****!HOTTIE!****
100% INDEPENDENT -
NO games - NO drama - NO hassles -
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Beautiful, classy, independent, professional, prompt, passionate, non-rushed sessions, no hassles, no unwanted suprises! REAL PICS!!! No upselling, NO DRAMA! YoUr FaNtAsY giRL iS hErE! LoOk NO FuRtHeR... Available for in/out 24/7. Located near SW Houston. !!!HuMp DaY sPeCiALz!!! !75!75!75!75!75!75!75!75!\90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/90/)140.140.140.140.140.140.140.
*InCaLL*________ CaLL tO iNqUiRe FuRtHeR iNfO. & bOoKiNg. *I oNLy NeEd 30-1hr NoTiCe
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Gentlemen!! YOUNG ASIAN SUPER MODEL!! DIAMOND GIRL!! AGE (21) REAL PHOTO!! VERY PRETTY!!SEXXY HOT BODY!!SEXXY LONG LEGS!! HER YOUNG GENIUS SUPER SERVICE WILL SURPRISE YOU!! YOU WILL RETURN TO HER !! ============================== ============================== ============== CICI!! ASIAN HOTTE!!PRETTY SEXXY HOT BODY!! BEST GFE !! SOME EXTRA SERVICE in PLAY !! VERY GOOD SERVICE!! ( NO RUSH ) YOU WILL SATISFY by HER PERFECT SERVICE !! ============================== ============================== ===============2 GIRLS 2 DIFFERENT SUPER SERVICE!! COME & CHECK IT !! ============================== ============================== ============== CALL NOW!! WALKIN ARE WELCOME!! DON'T MISS THE SUPER SERVICE!! FREE TABLE SHOWER!! VIP ROOMS!! ATM 24/7
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01-06-2010, 08:34 PM
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This should be interesting...
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01-06-2010, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by enderwiggin
HER YOUNG GENIUS SUPER SERVICE WILL SURPRISE YOU!! YOU WILL RETURN TO HER !!
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I hate to quote my own post, but this line in particular is blissful.
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01-06-2010, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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TREAT YOUZ LIKE A KING
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01-06-2010, 08:37 PM
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followed by bigbootyblackgirl.jpg
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01-06-2010, 08:39 PM
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Miss America
User ID: 3339
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Posts: 461
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Youz guys, stop coping my website text.
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01-06-2010, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 25, 2009
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Super service reminds me of an old 3 stooges episode. LOL.
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01-06-2010, 08:52 PM
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I would think that when someone adds '100% real pics' in their ads, that would send one running or at least questioning why they feel the need to add it..
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01-06-2010, 09:06 PM
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Location: Canada
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Originally Posted by Nicolette Bordeauxva
Youz guys, stop coping my website text. ![Big Grin](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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If it is a target rich environment ……
![Big Grin](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) ![Big Grin](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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01-06-2010, 09:10 PM
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Oh my. . . the grammar! ![EEK!](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/eek.gif) (English minor here)
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01-06-2010, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Eliza
Oh my. . . the grammar! ![EEK!](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/eek.gif) (English minor here)
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Grammar, spelling, language rules?
Engineer here (well undergrad anyways)
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01-06-2010, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by terbul
Grammar, spelling, language rules?
Engineer here (well undergrad anyways)
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All of them! Ever since I had a particularly influential English teacher in high school, I became somewhat of a grammar/spelling/etc. bitch. It's just a personal pet peeve. The internet drives me crazy since it seems that basic writing skills tend to get sucked into a giant black hole never to return. Don't even get me started on tHe g!rLs wh0 tYpE liK3 Thi5.
Which reminds me, a very warm thank you to all the ladies and gentlemen on this forum who type wonderfully!
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01-06-2010, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Eliza
All of them! Ever since I had a particularly influential English teacher in high school, I became somewhat of a grammar/spelling/etc. bitch. It's just a personal pet peeve. The internet drives me crazy since it seems that basic writing skills tend to get sucked into a giant black hole never to return. Don't even get me started on tHe g!rLs wh0 tYpE liK3 Thi5.
Which reminds me, a very warm thank you to all the ladies and gentlemen on this forum who type wonderfully! ![Smile](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Ditto!
Even with the FREE spellcheck and grammar tools that are available!
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