Today is National Orgasm Day in Australia, the UK and the USA.

[CG2014]

Who comes up with all these "Day"?

Greeting cards companies?

Seems like every week there is a "Day" (sometimes more than one "Day" in the same week) they want you to celebrate.

What's an Orgasm, anyway?

[Heidi.Fly]

....and I haven't had any yet today. I feel so left out.

[CG2014]

Today is also National Avocado day, National Raspberry Cake Day and National Mutt Day.

Yesterday was National Cheesecake Day.

This past Sunday was National Lasagna Day, National Lipstick Day and National Chicken Wing Day, all on the same day.

Then there are all kind of Day every day in August.

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/august/

It's enough to make me pull all my hair out!!



Is there a National Providers Appreciating Hobbyists with a Complimentary Blowjob Day?

[CG2014]

Contrary to popular beliefs and myths and old wives' tales and whatever your mother has told you...

... Men can also fake orgasms.

I have done it !!

Why?

For the same reason women fake orgasms: to get it over with and send the guy on their way so they can watch The View or Oprah or The Bachelorette.

When a girl bores me BCD and I just want to get it over with, I will turn on my IOP anf Fake It and makes her think she is the best lay I ever had!!

So I can go back to playing Fortnite online.

Also contrary to what you've been told and taught, not every male orgasm involves/ends with mandatory ejaculation.

A guy can come without cumming.

So the only things remaining that women CAN do that men CAN'T are:

having monthly periods, PMS, getting pregnant, having babies and breast feed.