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matt357 · 08-30-2014, 12:46 AM

I haven't used a escort yet. The main thing that is stopping me is that I heard some escorts use fake pictures. What if I show up and she looks totally different and I don't find her attractive. How do I back out and leave without it being awkward?

Winter Monroe · 08-30-2014, 01:44 AM

Bait n Swich is always akward.... Tell her she shouldn't falsely advertise, have a nice day and walk out.... Your not obligated to play.. If you stay and play you reward her behavior therefore she continues to Bait n Swich... If the Gents would stop rewarding the false ad less ladies would do it...They do it cuz their makin money... That's the risk she takes, rejection....

atlcomedy · 08-30-2014, 01:49 AM

A simple "I'm going to pass" should suffice. No need to give her any kind of cancellation fee or "travel fee" or "car fee" (doesn't apply to incalls). She has blatantly misrepresented herself and really can't complain. Odds are she's used to it.

No need to get into a long drawn out discussion or defend your decision. Expect the possibility that she might press you to stay. Afterall she knows shes not the gal in the pictures. Simply add, "you don't look like your pictures, I'm going to pass." And leave.....

Of course you can reduce the odds of this happening by only seeing well-reviewed ladies, etc. etc. etc.but I'll get off my soapbox.

Outcalls are a little trickier. She is on your turf so to speak and if she decides she wants to cause a commotion she can do it. Often hinting at a commotion to come, she'll suggest the aforementioned travel fee or cancellation fee. Your call on how to proceed. On one hand you really shouldn't give it to her. She did misrepresent herself. On the other hand, depending on the circumstances, she cause a scene and potential embarrassment to you. Again, if she's blatantly misrepresenting herself she's probably pretty adept at at least feigning a scene.

Good luck

matt357 · 08-30-2014, 01:59 AM

I was planning to probably do incall. If I walk in her place and she has fake pics then I was thinking of maybe saying something like "I forgot my money in my car, let me go get it" and then just driving away. It would be hard if it is a busy road though and I'm waiting there for a minute or 2 to turn out onto the street. Would her pimp chase me down if I tried that?

atlcomedy · 08-30-2014, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by matt357

I was planning to probably do incall. If I walk in her place and she has fake pics then I was thinking of maybe saying something like "I forgot my money in my car, let me go get it" and then just driving away. It would be hard if it is a busy road though and I'm waiting there for a minute or 2 to turn out onto the street. Would her pimp chase me down if I tried that?

I'd counsel against that. She knows that's a B.S. line (nobody forgets their wallet in the car) and is a tell that you are inexperienced (and easier to mess with).

Just go with the simple, "I'll pass" and walk away.

I don't know your budget and options, but I'd suggest not starting with places that are really shady and go during the daylight. Pimp or no pimp, at a decent place (even a budget motel) in a decent area of town you won't be confronted by a pimp. They don't want trouble. Afterall they are trying to work out of that room for a couple days.

RandB fan · 08-30-2014, 03:51 AM

learn some limes from Paul Simon's single 50 ways to leave your lover and maybe do an Al Yankovic version for the occasion.
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

gimme_that · 08-30-2014, 04:04 AM

If your worried about using your outcall.........tell her you will give her the hotel room when she arrives. Give her the hotel room of the room across from you.....(turn your phone on silent).......that way you can see if the pics match through the peephole......or act like a guest to go get ice on that floor..........when she knocks open your door or. Get her attention if she's to your liking.......and say oh my bad I'm in this room.

Or you can do like me get pics before they arrive. If you are worried the face photos are old make her take an awkward facial pose. I usually have ladies who are questionable point to their nose with their finger.......its a photo and pose most won't have and will have to do live via their camera phone.

offshoredrilling · 08-30-2014, 06:35 AM

scratch your balls and say something about fucking crabs running races on your balls

she will ask you to leave

if she doesn't ask you to go, just run

{^^^a message from the save the Krill foundation^^^}

pyramider · 08-30-2014, 07:23 AM

Matt the Search tab is your friend. Does your mom know you are on a hooker board?

RALPHEY BOY · 08-30-2014, 07:43 AM

I guess I was lucky? my first time was a phone call out of the Yellow Pages in 1993,

she turned out to be good looking!

Jackpotvinny · 08-30-2014, 07:49 AM

Another option...my first time was in Vegas and looking through those booklets they hand out. Picked one, called and someone totally opposite looking arrived. When I told her she looked nothing like the pics, she wanted to see what I picked, and was apologetic, and actually made a suggestion to try again.

She was bubbly, fun, still very nice looking, and ended up with a very eventful hour.

Hey, you'll never know :!

verizon75 · 08-30-2014, 08:17 AM

I simply say;

Sorry, your not even close to the pics you posted. Then I leave.

Pink Floyd · 08-30-2014, 08:28 AM

matt357, as a Newbie, stick with reviewed girls. Most guys will be fairly honest about a girls appearance.

CS25 · 08-30-2014, 08:45 AM

MATT357...the whole point of ECCIE is exchange information to help both parties establish a safe and satisfying rendezvous. ECCIE literally stands for escort client community information exchange. If you pay for premium access and read reviews, especially the "rest of the story" or ROS, you will see details about prior visits including opinions on appearance and how good the service is.

But if you don't wish to pay for premium yet, do what ATL and FNF said...look for well-reviewed ladies and you should be good. Good luck.

Still Looking · 08-30-2014, 09:03 AM

Doesn't happen too often on ECCIE but the few times it did I just said who are you? if it's BP I say "WTF is ah going on here?" Then I turn and act like I'm making a call. As I leave I stop at the front desk and leave a copy of their BP AD and let them know room # 666 is going to need a shit pot of towels.