A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”
The accountant balks and says, “No, no. That will never work. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.”
“No, that still won’t get by. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “Let’s say I’m a chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 1,000 cocks last year.”
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