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Old 09-23-2012, 01:24 PM   #1
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I wonder when bestbuy is gonna get these in.

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Old 09-23-2012, 03:57 PM   #2
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Well flinde, you will know when you start seeing these funny looking phone booths in the strip clubs.
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:54 AM   #3
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"Adjustable for the height of the user." Finally something for us tall guys. I've always hated stooping down when making love to inanimate objects. Hopefully they take the manguera to this after every use.
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Old 09-24-2012, 10:42 AM   #4
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The new improved inflatable doll for 2012.....guarentted he
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:13 AM   #5
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Where's the prostate massaging attachment?.
(Insert beads mokoa LOL)
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:22 PM   #6
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If I was a provider I would be worried...lol
I'm thinking I could put one in the house next to the pool table and just tell everyone its my cue stick polisher.
so how do you empty it?
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:38 PM   #7
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I predict that the automakers will eventually make them an option in their new cars! The Highway Dept will have to have new signs saying that you are driving through a "Sperm Extractor Free Zone" for public safety!
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:48 PM   #8
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I hope it doesn't hurt as much as those ball washers on golf courses (and I always have to ask for a stool to stand on)!!
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:16 PM   #9
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Jed,

Maybe they can have spermbooths instead of tollbooths for all these new toll roads they are trying to build.
I am working on a sperm extractor for women so they won't feel discriminated.
That is when us men can becum providers, I am thinking car dates a mile before every booth.
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:49 PM   #10
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[QUOTEI hope it doesn't hurt as much as those ball washers on golf courses (and I always have to ask for a stool to stand on)!! ][/QUOTE]
I am tall so I dont have to use a stool... now help me on this.. what is the hole in the black thing you pull up on for....damn it hurts would when you try to clean your 3 Wood ALONG with your balls!
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