Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!
DALLAS LADIES
Dallas Shemales
HOT SEARCH
REGISTER
REPORT TRAFFICKING
Image Scrapbook
BROWSE BIO PAGES
Available Now
SEARCH LADIES
PAY FOR PREMIUM ACCESS
DISCOUNTED BANNER SUBSCRIPTIONS
SEARCH
M.ECCIE.NET

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > Texas > Dallas > The Sandbox - Dallas
Reload this Page The Pick up Artist...
test
The Sandbox - Dallas The Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT an adult-themed topic, then it belongs here

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 646
MoneyManMatt 490
Still Looking 399
samcruz 399
Jon Bon 396
Harley Diablo 377
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
You&Me 281
Starscream66 279
George Spelvin 265
sharkman29 255
Top Posters
DallasRain70793
biomed163231
Yssup Rider60927
gman4453294
LexusLover51038
offshoredrilling48649
WTF48267
pyramider46370
bambino42577
CryptKicker37215
The_Waco_Kid37006
Mokoa36496
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
Mojojo33117

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 08-30-2011, 09:07 PM   #1
Caitlyn
Account Disabled
 
Caitlyn's Avatar
 
User ID: 904
Join Date: Apr 22, 2009
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 174
Default The Pick up Artist...
Let's have a little fun...

Let's hear your best pick up line.. Although no one really uses them, I thought it would be fun to hear some funny ones.

I'll start.

"You won't have to wait for my call tomorrow if you sleep over. "

LMAO!
Caitlyn is offline   Quote
Old 08-30-2011, 09:30 PM   #2
mtabsw
Edge Toy
 
mtabsw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 12, 2009
Location: DFW
Posts: 6,338
Encounters: 62
Default
ME: "You look just like my 5th wife"

UNSUSPECTING PYT: "Wow, how many times you been married?"

ME: "Four."

Full disclosure - never tried it but have seen it work
mtabsw is offline   Quote
Old 08-31-2011, 07:41 AM   #3
Devil
Registered Member
 
Join Date: Aug 28, 2010
Location: dallas
Posts: 23
Default
You got nice legs! What time do they open?

I have actually seen giuy using it and it works. Its all about delivery
Devil is offline   Quote
Old 08-31-2011, 12:38 PM   #4
Rio
Gaining Momentum
 
Join Date: Jan 22, 2010
Location: Bedford tx
Posts: 35
Encounters: 14
Default
I would like to bite your panties off or can I kiss you were you pee. These dont work very often but they usually laugh.
Rio is offline   Quote
Old 08-31-2011, 12:55 PM   #5
Shayla
Account Disabled
 
User ID: 63158
Join Date: Jan 4, 2011
Posts: 3,032
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
"If I were to ask you for a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
Shayla is offline   Quote
Old 08-31-2011, 01:07 PM   #6
T-Can
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 2,153
Encounters: 39
Default
Here is one of my originals but anyone of you guys (or chicks) have my permission to use it:

"Kiss me if I'm wrong but aren't you that girl from that genital herpes medication commercial?"
T-Can is offline   Quote
Old 10-29-2011, 09:37 PM   #7
Devil
Registered Member
 
Join Date: Aug 28, 2010
Location: dallas
Posts: 23
Default
Oh wow. I LOVE your dress! Do you think it would look better on me?
Devil is offline   Quote
Old 10-29-2011, 10:03 PM   #8
scooterpie
Valued Poster
 
scooterpie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: 20 Miles West Of "Where The West Begins"
Posts: 867
Encounters: 13
Default
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long!"
scooterpie is offline   Quote
Old 10-29-2011, 10:05 PM   #9
cptjohnstone
Valued Poster
 
cptjohnstone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Stillwater, OK
Posts: 3,631
Default
I am new on campus, can I bum a fuck
cptjohnstone is offline   Quote
Old 10-29-2011, 10:16 PM   #10
netman
Valued Poster
 
netman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas
Posts: 953
Default
Good thread.

Unfortunately, I have no game so even the best pickup line instantly fails.

I did a search and found this site which has a bunch of cheesy pickup lines, most are rather funny.

Enjoy.

netman
netman is offline   Quote
Old 10-29-2011, 11:51 PM   #11
mmcqtx
Valued Poster
 
mmcqtx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
Location: Irving, Tx
Posts: 1,031
Encounters: 38
Default
So, which do you prefer diamonds or pearls?
mmcqtx is offline   Quote
Old 10-30-2011, 07:23 AM   #12
Schroedinger's Cat
BANNED
 
Schroedinger's Cat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 6, 2011
Location: In a Quantum Box
Posts: 84
Default
Ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?
Schroedinger's Cat is offline   Quote
Old 10-30-2011, 07:43 AM   #13
legman+
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jun 26, 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 468
Encounters: 6
Default
"Pardon me miss, but you're really attractive. I'd like to fuck you."

Can't figure out why it hasn't worked... I've said it in the most earnest fashion.
legman+ is offline   Quote
Old 10-30-2011, 08:46 PM   #14
homiefb
Valued Poster
 
homiefb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: DFW
Posts: 106
Encounters: 9
Default
"I want to father your children." Heck, Michael Douglas snagged up Catherine Zeta-Jones with that line!!

homie
homiefb is offline   Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved

Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Forum Guidelines - Top