Mr. Gobbles

[winn dixie]

My neighbor has a pet turkey named Mr.Gobbles. Gobbles knows something is wrong. He's getting dbl feed lately and keeps getting weighed. Mr. Gobbles is spending more time in my yard with a worried look!

I just can't tell him.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Does he want you to make him a raccoon disguise?

[winn dixie]

Tried that. Lol
But his spurs kept ripping the costume

[Unique_Carpenter]

Well that's not a surprise.
Cowgirl bunkhouse has a rule of not wearing spurs in bed, regardless of how hard a ride a gal wants, cause the sheets always get torn up.

[winn dixie]

Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?

Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by R.M.

Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.

Is tumbleweed farm a safe place?

[Unique_Carpenter]

Um no.
But he can stand in line with the cattle that get ...
There's even an outdoor grill spit just a Turkey's size.
From their ad:

[winn dixie]

Freaking medieval looking. Nope, Mr. Tom gobbles ain't migrating to tumbleweed farm! Yikes