Being nervous and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy,
on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends
in San Francisco. The beautiful nurses are allegedly gentler and
more accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table,
the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's
quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.”
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco