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Originally Posted by animitasenthe
Damn man, I know that feeling. Good luck, and get the contact info next time.
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If I get the contact information.......I will write in on a piece of paper and leave it in my truck.
If I leave it in my truck.......I will be driving down the road one day with my SO in the tow and notice the slip of paper setting out in full view for her to see.
If my SO can see it.......I will attempt to slide the piece of paper in a dashboard crevice where the SO can't see it.
If I slip the piece of paper in a dashboard crevice.......it will slide into one of my dashboard A/C vents.
If the piece of paper is in one of my dashboard A/C vents.......it is going to make a buzzing sound every time I turn on my A/C.
If my A/C makes a buzzing sound every time I turn it on.....I am not going to turn on my A/C (because who wants to listen to a buzzing sound all day?)
If I don't turn on my A/C.......I am going to sweat like a fat pig.
If I sweat like a fat pig.......I am going to lose weight and become all buff and shit.
If I become all buff and shit.......I will take all of NaNs whores away from him.
If I take all of NaNs whores away from him........NaN is going to bitch and moan on here like a pussy.
If NaN bitches and moans on here like a pussy.......I am going to tell him to fuck off and go eat some pancakes at IHOP.
If NaN goes and eats pancakes at IHOP.........he is going to find the hooktard before I do and not pass me the information
So, I thinck I will just ask for the information here...........if you don't mind.....ijs.