I was going to laugh when I saw your question and your advatar.... I'm sorry I'm just honest here guy.
no offense. It reminded me of that Cell Commercial "Webmasters dont have Levels Dork..."
Anyway... I have a BS from CSU, then was in the Navy for 6 Yrs in IS, then... back to school Masters in Computer Science. Adobe Advanced application designer, .NET in VB, PHP, and a college instructor here at one of our wonderful West, Tx schools.
So although I am a nerd, I'm pretty creative, and a down to earth normal guy. Feel free to check out my portfolio and I think you will see for yourself.
Thanks bro!