I've seen this before when I didn't know Austin as well. Now that I looked again a couple years later some things caught my eye...
wheelchair hookers?! lol huh?
cougar apts? verrry interrresting...
whole foods hookers - that's in the flag ship whole foods... I have to admit many hotties there, but I never saw that angle
peanut allergies - why?
beard chasers - ???
dogpoo - I coulda used that warning LAST week
??? - ??? is it really THAT devoid of anything interesting?
ACTUAL WEIRDOS - really? I didn't see many weirdos when I stayed in Allandale...