In an internet first, TravelingGentleman swears!
I'm back bitches! The official verdict is in, and I'm not a manhandle! Nor D.G. or any of the other crude speculations. Just TG.
Props to everyone who stayed in touch throughout - I kept checking myself for boobies in the hopes that maybe I was secretly a provider and didn't know.
Special props to DeD for a fun phone call, and to Hardhat, who boozed it up with me.
My new themesong, and particularly poignant.
*edit* Can't make...youtube...link...meh. It'd be so empty
without me!