He’s referencing these girls.
http://panama-city.skipthegames.com/...r/549834002781
Dude, I’m really sorry.
A long time ago, I had a girlfriend. She was a mother fucking stunner.
I put a lot of time and money into her. She stood me up on my birthday to go clubbing with her friends. The next day, she had her period.
Well, she was a lot of drama, but she was so damn beautiful and great in the sack. It didn’t last long; she cheated on me.
I wasn’t really upset with that, just how much money I flushed down the drain. She was extremely high maintenance.
Oh well, lesson learned.
The phrase that pays whenever someone gives you a sob story is this: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM.