Are you being serious???? First off you are on a Pay for Play site, your chances of that happening are absolutely 0.01%.
#1-Escorts do not give anything for free.
#2-your main selling point is the fact that you just got out of jail there for you are a convicted criminal for god only knows what. That just sounds dangerous.
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#3-seems like you have your priorities out of order. instead of being online begging for free you should be online looking for work and submitting applications or something so that you can eventually afford to find a fun girl to fit your needs.
YOU MUST BE HIGH. LOL.
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You might have better luck on craigslist or something like that.
Good luck on your mission.