At a bar...

[Guest021824]

Having already downed a few power

drinks, she turns around, faces him,

looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw

anybody, anytime, anywhere,

your place, my place, in the car, front

door, back door, on the ground,

standing up, sitting down,

naked or with clothes on, it doesn't

matter to me. I just love it." Eyes

now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding. I'm in Congress too.

What state are you from?"

[Torqueman]

Too Close to the truth.........

[Sweet N Little]

LOL!! so true!!