"Most Affected By The Election" Award

[Munchmasterman]

I would like to nominate Choomchoker for the "Most Affected By the Election" award.


In case you didn't notice, the little bastard took his HA HA up the ASS ASS and crawled home on Nov. 16th or there bouts.


I just know he is somewhere, eating a shit sandwich, wishing, hoping, and yes, knowing that he was the complete douche-bag.


Here's to you choom, enjoy the peanuts and the corn.

[Guest040616]

I nominate Joe the Bloehard. 'Ol Joe "cut and run" on November 6 and didn't return to posting for over a month. All of that is perfectly excusable in that we all (except StupidOldFart) take breaks from posting on Eccie from time to time. What sets Joe the Bloehard's absence apart from those taking a break was that he began his break on the very same day as the election that he repeatedly bragged that he would be on the winning side of the outcome. He then regularly logged on to Eccie until he finally had his fill of Humble Pie and made the decision to return as a poster. The Pie must have been especially tasty in that it took him over a month to eat it!

No matter how hard you try, you just can't make this shit up!

[WTF]

joe blow was trending'' to take a break''............ right after the election when his man didn't win!

[CuteOldGuy]

I think BigTurd, KarlMarxRoxny, Assup, Münchausenman and the rest of your ilk are more affected than the rest of us. You have to defend the most dishonest, corrupt and incompetent President in history for another 4 years. It is going to be fun to watch.

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I think BigTurd, KarlMarxRoxny, Assup, Münchausenman and the rest of your ilk are more affected than the rest of us. You have to defend the most dishonest, corrupt and incompetent President in history for another 4 years. It is going to be fun to watch.

Well, someone's got to try and take up the Marshczar slack, though I'm not sure our medicated friend is actually up to it. Though Cute Old Sh*t for Brains attempts to make up for content with volume it mostly falls as flat as the earth he thinks he lives on. But, alas, I don't think COsFb is the most affected by the election, he's merely the most affected by not staying on his meds.

Of the remaining lot, I suppose I'll go with Trendaway. He's been steadily - make that shakily - ratcheting up the hysteria level on a daily basis. Pitiful. COsFb, send him a link to the Mexican pharmacy where you get your pills. He needs them now as much as you do.

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I think BigTurd, KarlMarxRoxny, Assup, Münchausenman and the rest of your ilk are more affected than the rest of us. You have to defend the most dishonest, corrupt and incompetent President in history for another 4 years. It is going to be fun to watch.

He's not incompetent if you believe he's trying to destroy (fundamentally transform) the country. By that standard, I'd say he's extremely competent. In four more years America will be unrecognizable.

Obama is not an incompetent doctor who prescribes the wrong medicine. He's an evil doctor who prescribes poison. Yes, I do believe he's evil.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

You have to defend the most dishonest, corrupt and incompetent President in history for another 4 years.

StupidOldFart, please provide a link from a respectable, reliable source that proves beyond any doubt our twice elected President by a clear majority of America's voting public is the most "dishonest, corrupt and incompetent President in history".

It stands to reason that a highly prejudiced and uninformed opinion from a StupidOldFart is not considered to be a "respectable and reliable source." If for no other than reason SOF is, well for lack of a better term, STUPID! Should you have any doubts, just read his posts!

[CuteOldGuy]

Yes, please read my posts, which you, BigTurd, brag about how you don't. If you read my posts, you will know my opinion is based in fact.

Thanks for the advice, BigTurd! Now take it yourself.

[Yssup Rider]

Let's see, a fun little thread about who is most affected by the election turns into an Obama bashing fest perpetrated by the usual suspects. Big surprise. I can't really support Whirlyturd, Shortbus Joe or Barleybrains because they were this fucked up before the election.

SOF, The Unawhiner, continues to come unraveled. He now claims his posts are fact. For someone who "hated both sides" he surely seems to have taken one up the shorts when his "hated" Republican candidate, Mitt Romney, was roundly rejected by the clear majority of the American people. (A bunch of welfare whores and entitlement grabbers) But a man with no position doesn't deserve this award.

SluntKayla was a loonytune beforehand too. She didn't change much because of the election, though she did pick up a PWWK to post on her behalf. But that stupid whooker doesn't deserve it either.

ODDLY nobody's mentioned the daily meltdowns by IBSyndrome. Though he was definitely on the road to the funny farm before the election, the outcome pushed him over the edge. His repetitive mewling has ratcheted up since the election, for sure. And none of his pals have his back. So could that mean that IBSyndrome and Mitt Romney are the same guy? You never see them in the same thread together, do you? So even though he's earned the titles of DIPSHIT of the YEAR and the Golden Lips Award, I'd like to formally nominate IBSyndrome for this prestigious and well deserved award. Dollars to donuts he'll post a cartoon about this ... and with a simple challenge, will repost it, repost it and repost it. He's become an old man in the park talking to himself...the one the pigeons won't approach.

Truth be told, I think everybody's posts reflect the outcome of the election. Of course the constant "end of the world" shit is getting pretty goddamned tedious.

[markroxny]

Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

Well, someone's got to try and take up the Marshczar slack, though I'm not sure our medicated friend is actually up to it. Though Cute Old Sh*t for Brains attempts to make up for content with volume it mostly falls as flat as the earth he thinks he lives on. But, alas, I don't think COsFb is the most affected by the election, he's merely the most affected by not staying on his meds.

Of the remaining lot, I suppose I'll go with Trendaway. He's been steadily - make that shakily - ratcheting up the hysteria level on a daily basis. Pitiful. COsFb, send him a link to the Mexican pharmacy where you get your pills. He needs them now as much as you do.

+1

[timpage]

Yeah, definitely Whirly. He's trending whacko.

[Yssup Rider]

Yeah... I've gotta second that. Old Golden Lips is an socially crippled asshole. Whirlyturd is a psycho. there's a difference.

I withdraw my nomination of IBSyndrome in support of whirlytrend.

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Yeah... I've gotta second that. Old Golden Lips is an socially crippled asshole. Whirlyturd is a psycho. there's a difference.

I withdraw my nomination of IBSyndrome in support of whirlytrend.

COG = COF = COsFb = OGL

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! HA!HA!HA!HA!

Whiraway = Whirly = Whirlybird = Whirlyturd = Trendaway = Whirlytrend

HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HE E!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE!HEE! HEE!HEE!

I don't know though, Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome for IBYankinIt is pretty apropo.

[Yssup Rider]

TROLL ALERT! TROLL ALERT!

Expect it. Get ready for it. Brace yourselves. It oughtta happen within the hour.

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

I would like to nominate Choomchoker for the "Most Affected By the Election" award.

In case you didn't notice, the little bastard took his HA HA up the ASS ASS and crawled home on Nov. 16th or there bouts.

I just know he is somewhere, eating a shit sandwich, wishing, hoping, and yes, knowing that he was the complete douche-bag.

Here's to you choom, enjoy the peanuts and the corn.

I'm afraid Choom won't see this.

His mom found out that he was doing down in the basement and cut off his Internet access. That's why the little coward is gone.