Am I the only one?

[DrWalls]

I love the idea of a strip club, but I have never had a good time at one. Every time I do go to a club it's either dead in the club or it's so busy that I can't get any attention. Even if I do find the right girl and go VIP, I feel rushed like a waitress trying to turn over a table in a busy restaurant. I want to to be entertained instead of having a disconnected lady mindlessly grinding on me. Am I alone on this one?

[tbone77494]

If it's busy and you aren't getting attention, you need to bring more cash.

[TryWeakly]

...or lower the bar ...

[69UILTAZ]

Even a bad time at a strip club can be fun!

[Fancyinheels]

Maybe you should tailor your fantasy a wee bit? Perhaps get a provider to take you to a swinger's club? Some of them (TMZ, I think) have similar lounge environments with stages and stripper poles. You get the ambiance, people milling about, bar chat and drinking, laughing, ladies wearing provocative clothes, music, dancing, bodies trying to titillate and attract attention, but YOUR companion will be totally focused on entertaining YOU.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by tbone77494

If it's busy and you aren't getting attention, you need to bring more cash.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Maybe you should tailor your fantasy a wee bit? Perhaps get a provider...

I've never understood the point of strip clubs. Everyone in the whole damn place is there for one reason, to make money.

Yes, I (and other providers) are trying to make some scratch as well, but clubs always seem like one big hustle to me.

Add that to the fact that you never even get to 2nd base, and it just seems like a huge way to get fucked to me, and not in the good way.

I once had a client relay a story to me about how he had to take a client to a strip club. By the end of the night, they'd spent over $5k or something ridiculous and had got fuck all for that.

I was like, "Hunny, you could come spend $150 with me and at least leave happy and satisfied." Lols.

I agree with what Fancy says. Tailor the fantasy. I think you'll have much more of a fun time that way.

[TryWeakly]

Hustle ... yes.
2nd base only?.....wrong
5K? .... they obviously used the CC and got fucked (and not)

Stripclubs are "easy in, easy out" and less hassle overall.


However, the score-cost ratio is YMMV in all cases and there is a difference in "eye candy" between MC/Ricks and the old Paradise....

Oh yeah, there are buffets at some of them so there's that....but I wouldn't recommend most of those.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Hustle ... yes.
2nd base only?.....wrong
5K? .... they obviously used the CC and got fucked (and not)

Stripclubs are "easy in, easy out" and less hassle overall.


However, the score-cost ratio is YMMV in all cases and there is a difference in "eye candy" between MC/Ricks and the old Paradise....

Oh yeah, there are buffets at some of them so there's that....but I wouldn't recommend most of those.

That was pretty much my point. I am sure lots of ladies do "extras" at clubs, but in general to me, it seems like an unsure deal and your quality of entertainment is lower than if you book with a provider. At least that way you know exactly what you are getting (more or less) and can be more assured of a good time without being hassled to spend more and more versus her set rate.

Of course, I speak from a subjective standpoint of being more partial to providers.

[INURBUT]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I've never understood the point of strip clubs. Everyone in the whole damn place is there for one reason, to make money.

Yes, I (and other providers) are trying to make some scratch as well, but clubs always seem like one big hustle to me.

Add that to the fact that you never even get to 2nd base, and it just seems like a huge way to get fucked to me, and not in the good way.

I once had a client relay a story to me about how he had to take a client to a strip club. By the end of the night, they'd spent over $5k or something ridiculous and had got fuck all for that.

I was like, "Hunny, you could come spend $150 with me and at least leave happy and satisfied." Lols.

I agree with what Fancy says. Tailor the fantasy. I think you'll have much more of a fun time that way.

To me it is the ultimate in frustration. Unless you are ready to spend a butt load of money, you really get nothing but blue balls. For a lot less money one of the beautiful ladies here on Eccie can provide the ultimate in satisfaction.... Except from DM. Too many rules and the possibility of a throat punch!!!! If that was the only choice I'd take the strip club...ijs

[Guest032117]

I second the "Bring more cash," approach. Keep some cash stacked on your table...tip the hot ones a buck (or five or ten) when they pass by...

[pxmcc]

You must be going to the wrong strip clubs. (Check out the clubs in Pasadena. Byob etc. They rock.) I always look for the hottest gal on the dance floor, tip her a shitload of 1s, and ask her to join me for a table dance when she gets off the stage. Usually we hang out for the evening. Course, I'm usually the only white guy in a black strip club, so there's that. ha ha. Make sure you dress to impress. (Yes, strippers notice.)

I never did VIP cause it's a shitty deal for everyone. If I like a gal and want to hook up, we exchange #s to play outside the club, and that's that.

Once I started hobbying, I gave up strip clubs entirely. Hobbying is a better value imo.

[tbone2u]

If you don't know how to play the game at strip clubs...you won't enjoy yourself and if you do..you spent too much.
The girls at these clubs are there to make money. They make money on you then they are off to another. Is that so hard to understand? That's what providers do. They are not here to fall in love with us.

[HoustonDan]

You're probably not being flashy with your money enough. The whole strip Club is a giant funnel to get your money out of your pocket and into the entertainers' hands. Dress well, be coy and playful with the waitresses (they are your key to the girls,) tip generously, buy your hostess or waitress a drink, buy a good watch, shower and shave before going, when you pay, do. it in cash and use a bank roll.

I don't care for strip clubs much. They are the same principle as casinos, just there to take your money as quickly and effectively as possible. I'll go with friends and have taken a few ladies I know too. Just understand what they are built for: removal of your cash and enriching the ppl at the club.

Plan on dumping good money when you go. Not all strip clubs are good ones of course. Check the review forum here.

[threshold]

I just go to them for conversations................











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[shinepro]

The reason you go to clubs is for the atmosphere, the environment. Some guys don't want to have sex, they just want to be in the scene and a strip club does it for them. Nothing like being in a club with about 50 clubs and more than that patrons. The energy is beyond belief. I can't believe any provider would bash a strip club taking folks money ye of the 200 to 450 an hour variety. Everybody wants to maximize their profit. No one is pulling money out of your pockets and making you make it rain. Tip the people that count, the door guys, bartenders, waitresses and bathroom attendants. They know the lay of the land and can help you find the right situation, but alot of you guys don't understand that and simply go there and spend money on the girls, thus the issue. Grease a few more palms besides the dancers and watch the plethora of information that will come your way.