Have more sex,,,less chance of cancer

[pickupkid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ocial-facebook

[ck1942]

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According to the article, however, no mention of SEX within the research subjects, only orgasms.

So for all intents and purposes, regular whacking off is probably just as effective as S-E-X imo.

Obviously not as much fun, or as much drama, or, for that matter, risk free.

Get caught whacking off in the office elevator and expect to be marched down to Human Resources and escorted by Security out of the building.

Except when the HR manager, a striking redhead, demands to see the evidence and when confronted by the soft 7-incher which quickly grows to 9 and a half, offers you a two-step promotion and a private elevator to her floor.

[StillKicking]

Seems to go along with the fact that the Brits are very comfortable using the term "Wanker" to describe someone without the fear of strong physical response, like if you call someone a "Jagoff" over here.