So I get this email the other day with an appt. request. A really specific list of requests to be exact. After screening and such, we meet up at my place and I've done my best to accommodate this lengthy bizarre list right down to the room temp. seemingly rare brand of beer... He gets here, says nothing to me but acknowledges my presence.. sets my envelope down and bolts for the bathroom. <dammit, I've already let one giggle escape> I politely knock and tell him where his requested hygiene items are.. no answer.. umm... awkward much? Knock KNOCK. .. The door FLIES open.. he's naked <don't giggle dammit> and holding a tube of saran wrap. Um.. *cough*. "Honey, what is that for?" Now he's naked, holding plastic wrap, fidgeting ... I look down at his open bag and see that there is Costco sized jug of petroleum jelly. *snort*^cough*WTF??? ..
I step back, sit on my bed and motion him over to sit next to me. Yes, he is still clutching this plastic wrap for dear life.. After several attempts to fully get out of him what exactly he's got cooking in there, he tells me that he read in an old review that I am "intuitive". Ok... yeah.. I probably am. (not intuitive enough to know what we are going to do with all that vasoline) Then he also tells me that he read in a review that I am the real deal when it comes to being a Domme and that I will accommodate most any fetish..then he lets fly all this BCD stuff that we weren't allowed to see and all I can say is you guys can sure write some great prose! Apparently someone wrote a review and in the BCD section wrote that I had no problem wrapping my bed in plastic wrap whilst covering him in goo and then smacking him causing the goo to splat .. EVERYWHERE. Even read that I had no problem with the mess.. huh???
For the love of all that is holy, please don't watch some bizarre podcast then write my review!! I'm a kinky girl for sure, but cmon!! I'd never do that in my own place people!! Lol... omg..where do you guys get this stuff?? Hilarious..
In the end, he left a happier, less fidgety creature. His jug O Vasoline intact ready for another day and another Provider!
Stay Dry!!!!~ K