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> How marriages work
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> Sound familiar anyone?
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> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
> very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
> old buddies
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> So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
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> 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
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> 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face.. I' m going to have a beer.'
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> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
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> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
> beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India
> ,etc.
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> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
> of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have
> frozen glasses...'
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> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
> saying,
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> 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
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> She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
> chills just holding it.
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> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
> they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
> I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
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> You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
> dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
> mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
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> 'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty
> words and all that...'
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> 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn
> frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now,
> and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
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> ..........and, they lived happily ever after.
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> Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!
Now, isn't this a sweet story?!!
