Warning labels

[Chloe]

"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Komatsu Floodlight

"Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico."
Fender Guitar

"Not Dishwasher Safe"
RCA Television Remote Control

"Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail."
Ansell Condoms

"Caution: Risk of fire"
Pine Mountain Fire Logs

"Use for sex only – not to be eaten"
Trojan Condoms

"CAUTION: This is not a toy."
Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

"May contain foam."
Stridex Foaming Face Wash

[offshoredrilling]

[jokacz]

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[Anna Symon]

I have always appreciated my dryer warning label and how it cautions that the appliance is not a toy and I should not put a person it there. I can't count how many times it has saved me from stepping in there to dry off when I get out of the shower...

Perhaps these boys should have read their appliance label...

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4t3w

[Das Ubersoldat]

"WARNING: If accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a poison control center right away"

This, or similar wording, is on every tube of fluoride toothpaste.

Now everyone is going to check their toothpaste to see if I'm right.

[Chloe]

For Anna!

[montana1958]

On car sun shield-- "Do not drive with shield in place."

And a cigarette warning:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_465600.html