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Old 08-15-2010, 11:04 AM   #1
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Default you know you're in trouble when your provider
opens the envelope and says, " I'm not running a special".
runs to the bathroom to wash her mouth after you kissed her on the lips.
shuts the blinds and lights so she doesn't have to look at your flabby ass.
starts humming the national anthem during your bj.
asks if you to donate to her favorite charity to feed the starving children in east Africa.
hangs up when you call.
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Old 08-15-2010, 12:35 PM   #2
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Default When your provider says
Ahhhh, its cute.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it.
Wow and your feet are so big.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it.
But it still works right.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Does it come with an air pump?
I guess this makes me the early bird.
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Old 08-15-2010, 12:41 PM   #3
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Default You know you are in trouble when your provider says:
Is it in?
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Old 08-15-2010, 12:48 PM   #4
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That's not it....
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Old 08-15-2010, 12:55 PM   #5
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"AHHHH...Look how cute it is!" (one extreme)

"You want to do what with that?" (other extreme)

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Old 08-15-2010, 01:13 PM   #6
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"Oh shit! I think my husband came home early."
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Old 08-15-2010, 01:21 PM   #7
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Dont touch them ."they are Tender "...I dont like fingers there .......No I dont care to kiss....no tongue there,I just got over my period yesterday and it may not be clean...oops.Times up .......it sure flies when your having fun ......Hope she recognizes this ......LOL .....T
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Old 08-15-2010, 01:26 PM   #8
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no way you are putting that in my butt

come for me baby

are you done yet?
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Old 08-15-2010, 01:35 PM   #9
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You knock on the door and hear: " Grandma, your dates here!!
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Old 08-15-2010, 02:57 PM   #10
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NOW BUBBA ....thats what I usually hear at my age .........
and she is usually the doubles partner ..........
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Old 08-15-2010, 03:16 PM   #11
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NOW BUBBA ....thats what I usually hear at my age .........
and she is usually the doubles partner ..........
Dammit T, you better not be talking about me!
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Old 08-15-2010, 03:22 PM   #12
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Me too T, me too.

Lana, I already told you your still a youngster to me. :-)
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Old 08-15-2010, 05:02 PM   #13
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does that come in adult size?

when trying to set up a date....."stop sending me random texts"
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Old 08-15-2010, 05:45 PM   #14
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Dammit T, you better not be talking about me!

I was thinking the SAME THING!!! LOL! You beat me to the punch, Lana my dear!
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Old 08-15-2010, 05:58 PM   #15
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when she does this
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