The Truck Driver, the Lot Lizard, and the Judge
True story by the way (well per my pal).
My buddy is a truck driver and told me about a chap he was chatting with at some greasy spoon at a truck stop one time. This guy said he had a lot lizard in his truck having a good time. when it was over he paid her the fee and she left. Shortly after he was arrested for soliciting a prostitute and hauled into jail. He was taken to see the judge about the charges and the judge asked him what he had to say. The guy replied that he didn't pay her for sex, he paid her to leave. The amused judged dismissed the charges and sent him on his way.
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