Little Johnny..............
Little Johnny was attending his first day of class when the teacher explained some new rules.
"Since we are now in the first grade" the teacher explained, "We will not use baby words anymore. From now on, only grown up words."
"Ok we will start with Sally, what did you do this weekend?" the teacher asked.
Sally replied, "I went to my Nana's house"
The teacher corrected, "Now Sally, Nana is a baby word, you need to say, 'I went to my Grandmother's house', Ok?"
Next the teacher asked Billy what he did the past weekend.
Billy replied, "We rode the Choo-Choo at the zoo."
"Billy", the teacher replied, "You should have said 'We rode the train at the zoo', that is how grownups would have said it."
Now the teacher asked little Johnny what he did the past weekend.
Johnny replied, "I read a book."
"Ok Johnny" the teacher asked "What book did you read?"
Little Johnny replied, "Winnie the Shit"
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