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bambino · 01-14-2022, 06:28 PM

Charmin for sure. My SO bought this stuff from Costco. The worst TP in history. It literally dissolves in your hands. If there’s one thing you can’t skimp on, it’s TP!!!!!

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Salty Again · 01-14-2022, 06:40 PM

... Ye Christ! ...

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winn dixie · 01-14-2022, 06:43 PM

Charmin for sure!

But in a pinch. The wapo will work

Salty Again · 01-14-2022, 06:47 PM

... No truth there.

Salty Again · 01-14-2022, 06:47 PM

... Inside the Post, that is.

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bambino · 01-14-2022, 08:01 PM

Lookie here, the NYTs rates Charmin as the best TP

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...let-paper/amp/

They should know, they’re full of shit!!!!

flows-with-water · 01-14-2022, 08:05 PM

I’m a Costco TP user. No issue with that tissue it. Still at full width I’ve noticed some have reduced the width.

bambino · 01-14-2022, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by flows-with-water

I’m a Costco TP user. No issue with that tissue it. Still at full width I’ve noticed some have reduced the width.

I’m sure my SO grabbed the cheapest one. Kirkland products at Costco are usually name brands in Kirkland packaging. Trust me, I had a long talk with her about this.

DrivesAllDay · 01-15-2022, 12:04 AM

Definitely Charmin.

Made the mistake of buy Scott. Might as well wipe your ass with your hand. Cheap, thin, and not pleasant at all. For TP'ing the neighborhood I recommend Scott because its not good for its original purpose.

bigguyt · 01-15-2022, 12:42 AM

Bought a bidet during the shortage, i will never go back to just tp again. I just buy the cheap shit to dry off with.

DrivesAllDay · 01-15-2022, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bigguyt

Bought a bidet during the shortage, i will never go back to just tp again. I just buy the cheap shit to dry off with.

Its a shame bidets never caught on here.

When my buddy moved back here from Taiwan, he had to get used to flushing TP again instead of tossing it in a little trash can. Makes me glad I'm not a janitor in Taiwan.

yinzerpgh · 01-15-2022, 09:10 AM

Quilted Northern for me!
Some of these fancier TP's don't dissolve as easily and they can clog sewer pipes. That's why typically large office buildings have the see-through TP that you have to use 157 sheets to wipe effectively.
The most annoying trend right now is the 'oversized' rolls. They don't fit in my wall mounted TP holder until I've used 1/8th of the roll. So it sits on the back of the toilet until it fits!

I know that 'merica (and myself) is dumb when it comes to bidets, but I'm curious - do you just drip dry? or do you have a poopytowel nearby? heh

bigguyt · 01-15-2022, 10:33 AM

Just a small amount of tp to dry off. A 4 pack of tp lasts for months. The bidet was 40 dollars and took 20 minutes to install.

winn dixie · 01-15-2022, 12:03 PM

Very informative thread! Lifelong sage experience being posted here!Cant get used to a bidet. Might as well go out in the backyard and use the hose. Piss off the backyard neighbors playing "show and tell".

bambino · 01-15-2022, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by winn dixie

Very informative thread! Lifelong sage experience being posted here!Cant get used to a bidet. Might as well go out in the backyard and use the hose. Piss off the backyard neighbors playing "show and tell".

Just get a dog.