Corporate Appreciation Letters

[Guest053011]

Pet Peeve:

Companies I've done business with for years sending me holiday thanks that start with:

"Dear Valued Customer"
or
"Dear Sir/Madame"

Really... you can't take the time to insert a name? Yeah, I feel really appreciated.

I wonder if any ladies send out mass holiday thank you e-cards to their gentlemen with "Dear Valued Patron" as the intro.

[Katy Alexander]

I just recieved a mass holiday E card from the lady who outed me at my local dog park . She starts off the email by telling me that I am recieving this email because I am among one of her favorite people she has worked with in the past, or currently work with over the course of the year

I guess she got her lists confused. I have to be the only woman around who manages to get outed at a dog park.

Originally Posted by Lauren Summerhill

Pet Peeve:

Companies I've done business with for years sending me holiday thanks that start with:
.
"Dear Valued Customer"
or
"Dear Sir/Madame"

Really... you can't take the time to insert a name? Yeah, I feel really appreciated.

I wonder if any ladies send out mass holiday thank you e-cards to their gentlemen with "Dear Valued Patron" as the intro.

[John Bull]

Dear Valued Posters
We at Eccie are so happy that you are among our dearest and most valued posters. Please stay on the line and the next available Indian gentleman will also express our appreciation.

[London Rayne]

Hmm I know when I give to charity they DO insert my name lol. I get more emails from St. Jude than I do from potential patrons lol.

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by Becky

I just recieved a mass holiday E card from the lady who outed me at my local dog park . She starts off the email by telling me that I am recieving this email because I am among one of her favorite people she has worked with in the past, or currently work with over the course of the year

I guess she got her lists confused. I have to be the only woman around who manages to get outed at a dog park.

The mother of the petulant lad who took it upon himself to "improve" your website, perhaps??? Just saying...

As long as Ed's identity is safe...that's the important thing!

[atlcomedy]

At least in the good ole days it cost something to send a card, even if it wasn't personalized.

Now that ecards are (essentially) free, everyone on the contact list gets one.

I don't even open them, for the most part, but I'd say 2/3rds of the time I don't even recognize the sender (who of course so values our business/friendship/etc.)

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by Sisyphus

As long as Ed's identity is safe...that's the important thing!

I had to crop all his online images , so the moms at the dog park could not recognize him.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Becky

I had to crop all his online images , so the moms at the dog park could not recognize him.

That isn't true. The flying squirrel attacked his ears.

[Guest053011]

Originally Posted by Becky

I had to crop all his online images , so the moms at the dog park could not recognize him.

That's hilarious

[Guest053011]

Originally Posted by atlcomedy

At least in the good ole days it cost something to send a card, even if it wasn't personalized.

Now that ecards are (essentially) free, everyone on the contact list gets one.

I don't even open them, for the most part, but I'd say 2/3rds of the time I don't even recognize the sender (who of course so values our business/friendship/etc.)

The most annoying part about that: There are mass email programs that will insert the name of the person for every email it sends out - all automated.

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by Becky

I had to crop all his online images , so the moms at the dog park could not recognize him.

Now...THAT is great big pile o' funny right there! A refreshing change from the vitriol of late.

Danke & keep on waggin' gal!!! It definitely becomes you!!!

[discreetgent]

The only appreciation letter that I want to see is

"Thanks hun for the awesome sex; next time I'll pay you."

[London Rayne]

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

The only appreciation letter that I want to see is

"Thanks hun for the awesome sex; next time I'll pay you."

This is just too easy. I'll be nice and keep my mouth shut though.

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Ansley

This is just too easy. I'll be nice and keep my mouth shut though.

I like being easy; go ahead Ansley do your worse, I dare you