Donkey Punch!

[Jay Walker]

From time to time I enjoy a nice, straight MFM encounter. So recently, I find a couple on Craigslist that supposedly enjoyed the same. They invited me over and asked me to bring a bottle of wine. So I arrive with the wine, and almost as soon as I walk in, they explain that they are ready to get to it. Well ok. They lead me to the bedroom and in no time, we are fully engaged. I'm hitting it from behind while she's blowing her guy. Cool.

Suddenly, I see nothing but white. Where am I? What's happening? I put my hand to my face and realize that I'm bleeding. I look up and the dude has a crazed frightened look on his face. "What the hell dude? Did you just fucking hit me?"

Now I'm really pissed so I leap to me feet and give chase. The woman jumps on my back like a spider monkey, begging me not to beat the shit out of her man. The dude runs out of the room and yells that he has a gun. I decide it would be prudent to dress and leave rather that seek pay back. So, while the dude is screaming from the other room that he's going to shoot me, I dress, grab my bottle of wine by the neck (I figure wine bottle vs. gun is better than nothing) and make my way out. Of course, I left my phone so I go back and knock on the door. The guy is yelling that if I kick in his door, he's going to shoot me. "Dude! I'm not going to kick in your door. Just give me my fucking phone." Eventually, the door cracked, and my phone was dropped on the stoop. Geez!

My first experience with the donkey punch, and hopefully my last.

Be careful out there my fellow freaky swingers.

[rockerrick]

Hahahaha , at least it didn't turn out like the movie ! Donkey Punch to the back of the bottom part of head is supposed to give you a rad orgasm , if it doesn't break your neck !

[sue_nami]

Jay that is just too weird. what was his problem? I have never heard of someone sicker punching u like that while swinging. that sucks. I am glad you're ok. watch out for craig's list I guess is the lesson here. wow. Be careful hun.

[SpeedRacerXXX]

In years past I was involved in several 3-somes with little prior contact with the couple. Thank God I never had an experience like you did. Do you have ANY idea at all why he did that? Doesn't sound like it. Weird. At least you rescued the wine.

Maybe stick with SDC in the future.

[Jay Walker]

The only thing I can figure is that the Mrs. really wanted to do this and that the guy, perhaps went along with it and then freaked when he realized I was hitting it to her liking. Just a guess...

[sue_nami]

swinglifestyle is a good site for single men too.

[RALPHEY BOY]

Originally Posted by Jay Walker

The only thing I can figure is that the Mrs. really wanted to do this and that the guy, perhaps went along with it and then freaked when he realized I was hitting it to her liking. Just a guess...

I had met a very rich, very attractive couple off of the Swinger sites, the hubby interviewed me prior to coming over to bang his wife and to kind of give me some info. He said, "my wife has a hard time coming from DATY, so when you are down dont give up,."

I am VERY competitive person, so I had to make this girl cum from DATY, I stayed down there for at least 25 -30 minutes and bam she came hard. then I fuked her and she came again... toward the end of the playtime I noticed Mr Hubby was not as friendly as he was earlier in the night..
I never got invited back,,. he was jealous and worried....

[FastWheels]

WOW...that is CRAZY stuff there!

[Bobave]

Funny story, but can't figure out why you posted it on ECCIE. Completely irrelevant to the clear raison d'etre of this board.

[ztonk]

Just part of his run of bad luck...

• http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=658430
• http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=657955

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[homer13]

This is fucking amateur hour. First thing I'm gonna do is talk to the man. I make sure he understands how good i'm putting it on his girl. I go way overboard in telling how wore out she's gonna be, how his cock will never do again. If he doesn't get mad then I go fuck his lady and wreck that ass for a week.

[Qziz]

See, this is why I don't like MFM, too much cock fighting.

[fun2come]

OK, I'll ask:
Are you making all this up? 3 strikes in what 3 months?
Please tell me you are making it all up....

I mean it's a zoo out there, but Austin ain't that weird, is it?

[Jay Walker]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Please tell me you are making it all up..

Shit, I wish I were making it all up. While my luck has not been all bad, I certainly have had some pretty fucked up experiences lately. I mean who would have figured that a girl you picked up from Craigslist would order the Japanese Wagyu filet at $200? But I digress?

Perhaps I should be a little less adventuresome.

Why post about it here? So that others might avoid similar misfortune in their pursuit of sex.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Jay Walker

Why post about it here? So that others might avoid similar misfortune in their pursuit of sex.

... and I (and probably others) Thank You !!!