Blonde joke to put a smile on ur face

[wildcat4fun]

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

[Guitar]

Good one, Ms Wildcat! 2 blondes sittn on a porch in California admiring the size of the full moon shining down on them. 1 blonde tells the other blonde, I wonder which is closer to us, the moon or Florida. Without hesitation the other blonde says, You IDIOT! Can you SEE FLORIDA?

[greyghost48]

I love them both.

[Rowan69]

Why was the blonde’s belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blonde to!

[jofms]

Two blonds see each other across a river. One yells to the other Hey! How do you get to the other side of the river .The other yells back “ you’re on the other side of the river”

[Guitar]

A blonde walks into a bar and the tv is on with the news blaring about some guy threatening to jump off a bridge and kill himself. A guy drinking at the bar says, "I bet $100 he jumps!" The blonde says, "Your on, I bet he don't!" About this time, he jumps off the bridge to his death. The blonde pulls out a $100 bill and holds it towards the guy she lost the bet too. The guy says, "I can't take your money, it's old news. I saw this on tv this morning and I knew he was gonna jump." The blonde says, "I saw it this morning too, but I didn't think he was stupid enough to jump twice." The guy SNATCHED the money.