So back when the Razor was the phone du jour I bought a few packages of pink and black Swarovski rhinestones and "bedazzled" my phone one night. By "one night" I do not mean a few hours before bedtime. I mean, from 6PM to 6AM I superglued one-by-one the rhinestones onto my phone for a completely unique look.
(As an aside, it was stolen 2 months later at a drag show after hours in Chicago )
After spending that grueling night creating the perfect look for my smooth, sleek phone, what am I to think will comprise of "Vagazzling" my lady parts, an up and coming trend made popular be Jennifer Love Hewitt?
OK so first of all, I'm assuming that when Jennifer wrote a WHOLE CHAPTER about "Vagazzling" her "precious lady" she was not referring to the vagina itself but rather her labia (little rocks
up there does not sound comfortable to me. Besides, who would see them all tucked away in there?)
She says a friend did it to/on her, so I'm curious about the process...
Did the friend have to glue the rhinestones on one-by-one like I did with my phone or is there a template ready to "press and go"? What type of glue is used? Is the adhesive safe for the latex intolerant lasses? Is it safe to wear my little black dress sans panties or should I wear panties to prevent leaving little crystal droppings behind? Can I leave my "disco ball" on during intimate relations or is that just an accident waiting to happen? Do I have to get a full Hollywood wax to don my lady parts with pretty crystals?