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Old 09-07-2012, 02:50 PM   #1
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50 Rules For Women....written by a man


I hear so many complaints every single freaking day that I thought ya know what? Women need to learn some F-ing rules too. So here you go, see if you can wrap your mind around this with out blowing up like an estrogen bomb.
In no specific order they are…
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: Your a big girl if it’s up put it down. We don’t complain when it’s left down.
2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don’t make us guess. You will not like the results.
4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sat & Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says “I love you” like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
32. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
35. Don’t make 50 rules when 35 will do. (like that?)

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Old 09-07-2012, 03:58 PM   #2
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No man could make these rules apply to you Sweet, your to Sweet! You do anything you want & i'm good with it.
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Old 09-07-2012, 08:33 PM   #3
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Looking at the pic I had that happen to me,but was able to jerk out of the way before I got pinched.Wife was perturbed cause i peed on the floor.
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