Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The
87-year-old hadjust finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The
80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so muchenergy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps yourenergy level
high and you'll have great stamina with theladies."
So, on the way home the80-year-old stopped at the bakery.As he was looking
around, the saleslady asked if he needed anyhelp. He said, "Do youhave any rye
bread?"
She said, "Yes,there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want fiveloaves".
She said, "Mygoodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the thirdloaf, it'll behard."
He replied, "I can'tbelieve everybody knows about this stuff butme."
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