Seeking Bachelor Party Ideas

[3daygetaway]

Hey all,
I’m an Austin hobbyist planning a bachelor party up in the Big D, and I need suggestions.

At the last party, we did stripper bar, Asian massage, and I fucked two girls on film, which we watched together on the final day. The stakes have gotten higher and the options fewer. We’re in our late thirties and going skydiving or inland surfing is beyond our intrigue. We are looking for lazy and lascivious.

I’m interested in seeing midgets fuck Siamese twins, and having a threeway with a tranny and a man with a pussy. This’ll be my friend-group’s bachelor-finale; the last one of us to tie the knot. If you know of a place or a person I should seek out, please say so.

Also, if you’re a provider who offers sexual spectacles or party entertainment, let me know.
~3daygetaway

[pyramider]

You don't trust, or like, the suggestions on oh2?

[3daygetaway]

no; I love the suggestions there, especially the one about “STFU, you Troll.” I’m about to fuck midgets because I cultivated multiple sources of info, while you eat Astroglide pie, alone.

You remind me of my ex-wife: go find something better to do than fuck with other people. The IE in ECCIE is information exchange; nothing you posted here was informational.

Enjoy the pie whilst interested parties contribute.