Making a Woman Happy vs Making a Man Happy

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How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy- a man
only needs to be:
• a friend
• a companion
• a lover
• a brother
• a father
• a master
• a mentor
• a chef
• an electrician
• a carpenter
• a plumber
• a mechanic
• a decorator
• a stylist
• a sexologist
• a gynecologist
• a pest exterminator
• a psychiatrist
• a healer
• a good listener
• a smooth talker
• an organizer
• a good father
• very clean
• sympathetic
• athletic
• warm
• attentive
• gallant
• intelligent
• funny
• creative
• tender
• strong
• understanding
• tolerant
• prudent
• ambitious
• capable
• courageous
• determined
• true
• dependable
• passionate
• compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
• give her compliments regularly
• love shopping
• be honest
• be very rich
• not stress her out
• not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MAN MUST ALSO:
• give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
• give her lots of time, especially time for herself
• give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
• * birthdays
• * anniversaries
• * arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
• Show up naked
• Bring food and drink

[offshoredrilling]

Are we really that simple. Got to be one more. Like stay out of the way of the TV, and do not use the remote for a a a dang to late.

[jackfengshui]

At least one more to make a guy happy:
Don't touch his remote control.

[offshoredrilling]

As I look at the list there a few things that keep me from ever getting past engagement, to married. But i am sure this part of the list was a killer for me.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
• * birthdays
• * anniversaries
• * arrangements she makes

One of the many I was engaged to was 2 years older than me to the day. Yup the same day as mine. On my birthday she ask me on what day I want to get married. I told her On my birthday so I do not forget. Said how would that help you forgot it was mine. I was done like a dinner.