When you're in the middle of a session, what's that one thought that surprises you?

[micktoz]

Yesterday, I was on my back , propped up by some pillows. She was kneeling between my legs and her delicious tush was visible in two well placed mirrors. She was touching herself and giving me one of her awesome BBBJ's .
I was moaning and growling at the pleasure she was giving me and suddenly my consciousness was in this zone where I was saying to myself
"How freaking awesome is this? How did I end up with this gorgeous talented woman?" and then went back to animal enjoyment of being right there in the moment.

Do you have self talk like this? Is it positive in nature or negative? Do you laugh at yourself or at her or him?

I'm sure some of you ladies are thinking "Will he hurry up and cum?" or "Damn this guy smells bad." but are there some funny thoughts that go through your mind when giving a BJ or receiving DATY?

Just thought something light hearted for a Saturday might be fun.

[Brandofan]

"Shit, I forgot to call my mom!"

"I wonder why my midget porn isn't half the file size as my regular porn?"

"Damn, I think she had tacos for lunch..."

[txman123]

“now how does the infield fly rule work ... ?”

[FunInDFW]

"Am I willing to risk if this is just a fart?"

[Billogoods]

"Bread, milk, coffee, lunch stuff,..."

[Admiral Giggle]

"If I die of a heart attack right now who will clear my internet browser, destroy my hobby phone, and how will my vehicle sit outside her incall?"

[mrredcat43]

"Did I lock my car before I walked in here?"

[Carmella_love69]

Layin on my back Receiving DATY... I caught myself laughing thinking, man this guy needs to clean his ceiling Fan. I felt like if it went any faster A glob of dust was gonna fall on me lol. House was Big and beautiful but the fan tho lol

[LustyBustyGina38FF]

Think I'll Paint the Ceiling Beige when DATY is bad
when I look over and see he's toss his skid mark Boxers on the bed right before he jumps on me to DATY

when giving a BJ .. please don't fart or dude trim that filed down ..

[Starsecrets]

Does anyone remember "the tap" while receiving DATYi think it may have been an episode of Sienfield maybe? Anyway sometimes laying the thought pops in is now a good time to interject with the tap? Good try let's move on....

[Guest113018-1]

Originally Posted by Starsecrets

Does anyone remember "the tap" while receiving DATYi think it may have been an episode of Sienfield maybe? Anyway sometimes laying the thought pops in is now a good time to interject with the tap? Good try let's move on....

I wandered what the fuck that meant!!! Now I know!!!

[Sir Lancehernot]

I enjoy those sessions where I look down and think, "I can't believe a woman this good looking has her dick in my mouth." Women like that don't come along very often, however. At the same time, I'm sure she's thinking, "I cant believe I have stooped so low that I'm sucking this loser's dick."

Every now and then, the reverse is true: "I can't believe I've stooped so low that I'm letting this woman suck my dick." Such occasions generally result in me closing my eyes and imagining it's one of any of 50 or so current porn ATFs, or reliving some of the first kind of sessions, in order to achieve liftoff.

And I always find it funny when, on those rare occasions, a woman tells me how good my dick tastes or how much she likes sucking it. It's no more believable in real life than it is in porn.

[cage196]

I hope she sticks her finger in my ass

[milfy2002]

Damn Gina, you stole my line! (beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...)

Did I remember to lock the apartment door?!

What is that smell?

Damn this dick tastes good, how did this guy get his balls and taint to smell so amazing!

[TheEccie214]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

I enjoy those sessions where I look down and think, "I can't believe a woman this good looking has her dick in my mouth." Women like that don't come along very often, however. At the same time, I'm sure she's thinking, "I cant believe I have stooped so low that I'm sucking this loser's dick."

Every now and then, the reverse is true: "I can't believe I've stooped so low that I'm letting this woman suck my dick." Such occasions generally result in me closing my eyes and imagining it's one of any of 50 or so current porn ATFs, or reliving some of the first kind of sessions, in order to achieve liftoff.

And I always find it funny when, on those rare occasions, a woman tells me how good my dick tastes or how much she likes sucking it. It's no more believable in real life than it is in porn.

I’m not even surprised you typed this and have a feeling it’s not a typo.