Tennis Porn

[samantha thom]

I was horny last night and looked for tennis porn. Found one! The girl and guy were hot....until....they started playing tennis!!!! OMG!!!! As an avid competitive tennis player, I was cringing!! It was sooo bad and i couldn't watch it. It literally turned me off! LOL. Why can't they at least hire an actress who can somewhat play tennis?? Or hire a body double or something!! This is just wrong, disturbing and insulting to TENNIS!! Hahahaa!!

[Guest032516]

Link?

[samantha thom]

I'm on the court right now. But it was on xvideos.com. Not just that particular one, ALL tennis porn scenes have BAD TENNIS!!! Ughhh!!! I will post link when I get home.

[bojulay]

That's why I Golf.

[samantha thom]

Because golf porn is better? The actors actually know how to hit the ball with correct form and technique? LOL

[joecholo]

That's why I Krav Maga...the close quarter battle with the one or both actress and actor can be faked or simulated eventhough both may or may not have martial arts knowledge.

[samantha thom]

This one for example:

Staff Edit: Please do not post links to porn sites. CZ.

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[speeedracer]

....ever play strip tennis on the nintendo wii with someone? it's actually really fun. every time you get a point, the other person has to take something off.

[Guest032516]

Samantha:

Just name the website (e.g., xvideos dot com) and tell us the name of the video to search for (e.g., "Brunette tennis player gives BJ").

Don't post the link.

[HndsmGntlmn]

my tennis is terrible. I never learned to serve properly and my backhand is eratic at best. can you give me a tutorial? I can make it worth your while.

[TexasT]

What was the name of the video? "Love Means Nothing?" "Fresh Set of Balls?" "Forehand Jobs?"

[honouru]

I always complain when people acting in porn movies are bad actors/actresses ..I'm usually complaining about how they say their lines, but now that you mentioned it, I have to watch some tennis porn..I'm sooo curious how bad they are at it

[frenchybruno18]

I am sure Sharapova and Djokovic have tried it, they sure seem to like each other. Man, I played tennis all my life and at a high level at times and I never thought of that. I need a life.

[samantha thom]

Originally Posted by TexasT

What was the name of the video? "Love Means Nothing?" "Fresh Set of Balls?" "Forehand Jobs?"

Hahahahahaha!!! I love it!!! You must be a tennis player!!! :-)

Sorry Mods...I didn't know porn links aren't allowed. Now I know.
It's ok...no need to post the link. If you're up to see some bad tennis, you can search for tennis porn anywhere..and if they play tennis, it will be horrible.

OR

You can go to Cole Park close to downtown Dallas and you will see some horrible tennis there as well. Haha!!

[TexasT]

Thank you, Ms. Bad-Ass Avatar! And Djokovich is taking it all. Sorry, Andy.