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Old 12-14-2010, 01:37 PM   #1
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Why are hooktards such shitty drivers?
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:47 PM   #2
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Same reason Fucktards keep loaning them cars, trucks, boats and planes...
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It's a lie we are all just late........no flat tires or accidents......Did not run over a small child.....
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Old 12-14-2010, 02:31 PM   #4
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the Democratic Black Caucus.
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Old 12-14-2010, 02:44 PM   #5
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Same reason Fucktards keep loaning them cars, trucks, boats and planes...

Loan = Gift


I know a good ninja repo man. Check your pms.
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:04 PM   #6
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Why are hooktards such shitty drivers?
Maybe they misunderstand "GPS"
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:29 PM   #7
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Loan = Gift
This is a given.

Loan = Gift / GPS x hard dick constant

Is the derivative of 'this thing of ours' at any time the bbbj factor can make reason = zero and then it is just a matter of time until someone is calling Progressive. The best plan is to lease the vehicle and then allow the provider to handle the insurance, this gives them the opportunity to show some responsibility. It also provides hours of entertainment for your friends.
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:56 PM   #8
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Hooktards Drive?
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Yeah, thats pure bullshit, otherwise TexasGator's George Foreman Bar and Grille and Modeling Studio and Taxi Service wouldn't have any business...
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Old 12-14-2010, 05:24 PM   #10
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the Democratic Black Caucus.
Qoute if the week.
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All I know is I am so glad none of my relatives are hooktards, because I do believe the chances are about 8,000,0000 times greater that you will end up in the emergency room or the hospital if you are.
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:23 PM   #12
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Why are hooktards such shitty drivers?
Because they are too busy arguing with the voice in the GPS.
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Old 12-15-2010, 09:13 AM   #13
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inside out.....3 sides.....too funny.
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Old 12-15-2010, 10:32 AM   #14
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Yeah, thats pure bullshit, otherwise TexasGator's George Foreman Bar and Grille and Modeling Studio and Taxi Service wouldn't have any business...
Uh, you left out his Dumpster Service company.
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