Cowgirls and the big O

[yugdlo]

So I'm sitting there at work and like any good construction worker instead of working I'm pondering the mysteries of life. And I got to thinking, with cowgirls riding horses, that has to get things going right? So maybe I should start hangin' at the rodeo. Does anyone have a light they can shine on this? Any ladies that rides the occasional horse?

[Unique_Carpenter]

Ah, y.
It falls to me to inform you that although your realization of this aspect of the mysteries of life is correct for this item, unless you are known to the show gals as being actively involved with the critters, your chances of a date are slim to none.
But hitting on civilians in the crowd is a valid alternative.
Amusingly, the show folks differentiate themselves from the spectators by using lables of professionals and civilians.
My summer road trips are frequently horse show related (see my sig on speciality transport). And a couple of my close wing persons are professional horse folks.
And yes there are gals on this board that own horses, and/or used to professionally ride (horses).
So how good is your knowledge of the 4 leggers?

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Ah, y.
It falls to me to inform you that although your realization of this aspect of the mysteries of life is correct for this item, unless you are known to the show gals as being actively involved with the critters, your chances of a date are slim to none.
But hitting on civilians in the crowd is a valid alternative.
Amusingly, the show folks differentiate themselves from the spectators by using lables of professionals and civilians.
My summer road trips are frequently horse show related (see my sig on speciality transport). And a couple of my close wing persons are professional horse folks.
And yes there are gals on this board that own horses, and/or used to professionally ride (horses).
So how good is your knowledge of the 4 leggers?

So is that a yes on cowgirls getting off while riding a horse? I know the hay goes in one end and comes out the other.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by yugdlo

So is that a yes on cowgirls getting off while riding a horse? I know the hay goes in one end and comes out the other.

Although it can warm a gal up nicely (your orig que), no gal has actually ever admited more than that to me.
But when a gal smiles, I usually lose touch with reality anyway and may not remember... oh a brunette...

[RandB fan]

IMHO and past experiances
Meeting cowgirls is best done by asking them if they would like to take one of your horses for a ride...with something like "you know it's hard to ride 2 at once and it would be nice to get them both out at the same time...." It's like a train set just different, because a cowgirl seems to be drawn to riding a new horse and always be interested in a cold beer and a pile of hay after a ride. I had girls from OP, Lenexa, Shawnee, Olathe drive to Peculiar to go riding and more often than not, it was a successful outing.

I have never had a girl ask me what I was doing when throwing a blanket over a 4 foot pile of loose hay. They just smile and kick their boots off.

Hitting on pro riders is like hitting on a bar maid. The odds are not with you.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by RandB fan

... because a cowgirl seems to be drawn to riding a new horse ...

Emphasized. Similarities to other concepts valid.

[i'va biggen]

If you can't see the saddle horn on a ranch horse, she is getting off.

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

If you can't see the saddle horn on a ranch horse, she is getting off.

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by RandB fan

IMHO and past experiances
Meeting cowgirls is best done by asking them if they would like to take one of your horses for a ride...with something like "you know it's hard to ride 2 at once and it would be nice to get them both out at the same time...." It's like a train set just different, because a cowgirl seems to be drawn to riding a new horse and always be interested in a cold beer and a pile of hay after a ride. I had girls from OP, Lenexa, Shawnee, Olathe drive to Peculiar to go riding and more often than not, it was a successful outing.

I have never had a girl ask me what I was doing when throwing a blanket over a 4 foot pile of loose hay. They just smile and kick their boots off.

Hitting on pro riders is like hitting on a bar maid. The odds are not with you.

Good info.

[JRLawrence]

I dated a lawyer lady once (literally one time and only one time) that owned a couple of horses. Talked about their stud services and how she had to inspect their dicks with a long stick. She talked about her horses all night. When we got back to my home after the date, she asked if she could have sex in the ass, but no vagina sex. The next day I got a formal legal letter telling me not to call her again.

Weird woman. I couldn't figure this one out, and didn't want to see her again.

The things we find in our journey thru live.

JR

[Guest013121]

I get off riding down bumpy roads.

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

I get off riding down bumpy roads.

Damn girl. What are you driving?

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

I get off riding down bumpy roads.

Originally Posted by yugdlo

Damn girl. What are you driving?

Wanna go for a bicycle ride, Gemma? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MlXoW1_qwk

[Unique_Carpenter]

For yugdlo, cause he was pondering the mysteries of life while at work.

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

For yugdlo, cause he was pondering the mysteries of life while at work.

That's what I'm talking about. Isn't that hot as hell. Man there is something about cowgirls that just gets me going. Them and girls who drive trucks or jeeps.