The First Anniversary Approaches...

[roaringfork]

I know I can't really brag about something that is basically an accident of economics and geography, but if I manage to survive until Black Friday, I'll have gone a year without busting a nut. Has anyone else around here reached this particular milestone on this particular path? Any words of encouragement? Of warning?

[pyramider]

Get a divorce and the nut will come.

[Guest110516]

Rosie Palm?

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

Good Lord Dude! Gotta share more of this story if you want some advice. At least any that will do you any good.

[roaringfork]

I guess I should add that I've probably been helped in getting to this point by the fact that orgasms pretty much wipe me out. I'm talking about a true zombie-state where I stagger around for weeks or months thinking about nothing except the next piece of junk food or place to take a nap. I'm just wondering whether the cure for this condition might prove worse than the complaint. Developing mind-reading abilities or superhuman strength is something I think I could live with; psychosis or exploding testicles--maybe not so much.

[pyramider]

The zombie like state you described is how most of us wander the earth normally.

[Guest110516]

Originally Posted by roaringfork

I guess I should add that I've probably been helped in getting to this point by the fact that orgasms pretty much wipe me out. I'm talking about a true zombie-state where I stagger around for weeks or months thinking about nothing except the next piece of junk food or place to take a nap. I'm just wondering whether the cure for this condition might prove worse than the complaint. Developing mind-reading abilities or superhuman strength is something I think I could live with; psychosis or exploding testicles--maybe not so much.

That's a lot different than

Originally Posted by roaringfork

basically an accident of economics and geography

But while I'm here, what type of zombie -- old school or the new, sprinting zombies?

[roaringfork]

Okay, then: an accident of economics, geography and physiology.

As for the zombies: the ones in Dawn of the Dead (original, 1978 version) are of course definitive.