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Guest083013 · 10-06-2011, 11:10 AM

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,

........................

.......................

'The egg timer's broken.'

Keyzer Soze · 10-06-2011, 11:24 AM

LMAO

Guest111711-3 · 10-06-2011, 11:38 AM

Maxx · 10-06-2011, 01:06 PM

Yeah, and I'd end up with "soft-boiled" eggs!

Mokoa · 10-06-2011, 07:19 PM

tim_29m · 10-07-2011, 07:33 AM

TFF...

RickyGol · 10-07-2011, 07:41 AM

:laughbounce2 :

: pash:
That's some funny **** right there. I'm gonna be laughing for the rest of my day. If I do choke in the process, who's to blame: you, the wifey, the eggs or the egg timer?

Guest111711-3 · 10-07-2011, 08:09 AM

I wonder if he'll hide the new egg time?